我隻龜b..!!!好似病左呀..!!
一早起身好得死眼訓呀..!!!鬼咩...琴晚砌幅砌圖...都砌到成兩點幾..!!重唔變"百變熊貓"咩..!!不過好彩..!!因為今日放半日...!!!yeah....!!!鬼咩..!!我等左成個月..!!!終於都等到今日啦..!!!!!真係要開香檳..慶祝下啦..!!
放左工之後..我就搭車去屯門..咁幫"型仔"執野嗎..!!!如果唔係..聽日就煩啦..!!!我一去到佢屋企..重以為好多野執啦(因為我帶左兩個紙箱仔..同一個紅白藍)..!!點知..chur...都無野執..!!!好多野佢個工人"阿may"都執左..!!!我只係執返佢d魚仔用品...同其他野啦..!!
與此同時..我發現左"龜b"好似病左...!!!因為我發覺佢..四肢好脹(因為以前係凹入去架嘛)....我"甘"落去..係好似..有d氣咁..!!!同埋佢不停咁開口呼吸..!!!死啦..點算呀..
!!我可以點呀...!!!唔通個膠箱唔好...又唔通係空氣唔夠..!!!定係佢屈病呢..!!!我唸..我聽日要去"金魚街"買d葯比佢先得...!!!
龜b..你唔好有事呀..!!你快d好返啦..!!!
砌圖篇..!!
今日放左工之後..就同"軟綿綿"先去一去..巧明街.."富利廣場"..!!佢話比我知.."鷹鼻華"會響果到...!!!咁咪是但啦...!!陪下佢去羅..!!!咁上到去停車場..就見到佢架車o勒..但睇個形勢..就好似想開走..!!咁說是遲..那時快..我後面部lift門一打開..!!!我就聽到"軟綿綿"叫左一聲"華仔"..!咁我一擰轉面..!!!
嘩...好驚呀...個心重"o波o波聲"咁跳呀...!!!因為我真係無唸過會見到佢架...!!!不過佢真人真係好瘦..好殘...!!!但就好有禮貌(因為佢開住門讓我出先)..!!"軟綿綿"同佢傾左幾句之後..我地就目送佢架車走o勒..!!!但係..我個心攪左好耐先平伏到呀...!!!!
去到銅鑼灣之後..我地就join埋我老死"女人仔"同埋"twins"啦..!!!咁我地就上去"金百利"..搵砌圖舖"老闆娘"..!!我地一行五人..就響呢間"豆腐潤"咁細既舖頭到...擾擾攘攘.."bee lee 巴啦"咁..!!!攪左成粒鐘都重未得出結果..!!!咁於是乎..我地就落左樓下間麵舖..開左一個"圓桌會議"..食返個"雲吞麵"..!!!冷靜下...平伏下個心情...!!之後..我地又再一次上去...又再一次響到..擾擾攘攘.."bee lee 巴啦"..攪到間舖"烏lee單刀"呀..咁!!!最終得出以下既收獲...
"女人仔"..獲得一幅2000塊既砌圖 + 2000塊砌圖架...(但本人好擔心..因為我驚佢會砌出"精神病"來..!!)
"阿sa"..獲得五個砌圖架..及..三幅..砌圖...(嗚...我又無得早訓啦..!!)
"傻鴨"(即係我!!)..獲得一幅砌圖(而呢幅砌圖係用黎砌比一位神秘人..作為生日禮物既..!!)
真係恭喜哂呀..!!!最後...擾擾攘攘.."bee lee 巴啦"完..!!!我地就搭地鐵走啦..!!!嘩...睇見"女人仔"一個人羅住個架..!!真係替佢擔心呀...!!重話要去卡拉ok..!!!
返到屋企之後..我就拿拿聲
就去整埋我個"粥檔"啦...!!!!
粘土(終極)堂..!!!
經過一日"執倉大清貨"既煎熬....!!最後帶住....半個軀殼加一個幾亂既髮型同"軟綿綿"咁一齊..返.."粘土終極堂"..啦..!!咁天時暑熱..響上堂之前...當然要去食返杯冰涼既野飲啦..!!所以我去就去左.."仙蹤林"o勒..!!
到左上堂既時候啦..!!!好鬼死緊張架..!!!今日重得得返我同"軟綿綿"兩個人上堂咋..!!!我地一開始就要油顏色先..先要將"油炸鬼"啦.."牛(月利)"啦..上色先..然之後..先到..將..整"煎堆"...之後就輪到整"粥"啦(即係類似發抱膠加凝固水)...!!!不過..我地只係將d"料"放左入碗先o者..(即係皮蛋呀..豬紅呀..粉腸呀.)!!!而d"粥"就今晚先加入去..!!!之後..重要將"筷子兜"同.."匙羹兜"上色啦...!!咁我地返到屋企重要整個..膠架啦..!!!筷子啦..!!!同埋紙袋呀..!!!
所以..最快都要聽日先可以...開檔啦...!!!!yeah.....
小鴨鴨..又病...!!
今朝真係好唔掂呀...!!!又咳..又鼻塞...!!!總之就好鬼死辛苦啦...!!!不過咁講..我唸我根本就無好過..!!!其實都唔知係傷風呀...定係..鼻敏感...!!!總之以家呢..個鼻就攪到個人好辛苦啦..!!!咁咪比阿"胡大夫"睇睇羅...!!..佢叫我食一隻叫做"傷風克"既葯..!!!叫我試..睇下好唔好D..!!!放工之後..就同埋"養陰丸"同"計數機"一齊走啦...!!因為今晚將左"小寶寶"、"小豆"、"大隻仔"、"鄭叻"佢地一齊食飯嗎..!!!同時咪去睇下葯房有無果隻葯賣羅...!!點知...間間都話無...!!!原來我先知..呢隻葯好耐歷史架啦...!!!所以..好多葯房都唔入呢隻貨..!!唉..算啦..為有放棄啦..!!!
我同"養陰丸"同"計數機"唸住去"朗豪坊"坐低..飲野啦...!!本來都唸住..叫個"迷你冬甩"..點知都未叫.."小寶寶"就打黎話..到哂o勒...!!!於是乎咪又拿拿淋買杯野飲就走啦..!!!嘩..果杯"咩鬼茉莉花咩咩蜜"淡到呀...!!檸水都好味過佢呀..!!!
至於今晚就打邊爐啦..!!!雖然..我係唔鐘意..但無所謂啦..!!!"好既一餐..唔好既一餐"..嗎..!!!不過..唔知點解呢...同"小豆"、"大隻仔"好似無咩傾咁..!!!聽佢地講..佢地都無野做..!!之不過咁..點解佢地又積極d去搵工呢..!!唔通..真係過少奶奶既生活...!!!唉....
所以..食完飯之後...咪各有各散羅...!!!
又緊張啦...!!!
聽日係..粘土班..最後一堂啦...!!
眼訓...星期一..!!!
今日好眼訓呀...!!!鬼咩..自己又心野..!!想快d砌好個砌圖..!!!咪又攪到成點鐘先訓羅..!!!今日起身..好似世界末日咁..呀..!!
全日都好似遊魂咁...!!!
我今日成日都無啋過"朱媽媽"...!!!其實我唔係刻意唔啋佢既..之但係..個心係唔想同佢傾計..!!我係覺得..點解每一次都係咁...每一次既警告..都係"左耳入..右耳出"..!!!好煩羅..!!!點解..佢每一次都係為左自己既利益..唔理人感受架..!!!
至於放工果時...我"老死"打比我..同我講..!!今日佢響公司點激氣..覺得自己有幾無助...!!雖然..我都覺得..佢呢單野..公司d同事都幾白痴..!!但又如何呀..每間公司都有咁既人架啦..!!!係睇下係會唔會同佢地"同流合污"既o者..!!!
型仔"換K750i..!!
今朝早起身..咪走過去"型仔"到..順便叫埋佢起身啦..!!大家梳洗完之後...咪出門口羅...!!!我地第一站就去左旺角...先先就當然係搵野食先啦....!!!!原本佢只係想去旺角整電話既..點知佢又無帶"保用証"..!!咁算啦..!!點知我地就去左"Broadway"..一來去睇下野啦..二來去涼冷氣...yeah.."正"..!!!點知..入左去之後..就出事啦..!!!咁睇睇下...佢就買左部K750io勒..!!!幾咁鬼異呀..!!!好似撞邪咁呀..!!!不過咁..佢都係因為個電話壞..先心思思想換o者..!!算啦..!!!
到左四點幾..!!我地就落左"金魚行"..!!佢又消費啦...!!!今次係買養魚用品...!!!救命呀...!!!換咩缸呢..屋企又唔係大..買成三十六吋缸..做飯"木台"咩..!!!
不過..無法啦..玩魚既人係咁架啦..!!!算啦...!!!而我呢..反而只係買左d龜糧比"龜B"咋..!!!今次我買左"赤虫乾"..!!希望佢食啦..!!再唔係..都唔知佢點算啦..!!之後..佢又約左人響大角咀等..佢話有個人比石(我唸係生物石)佢喎..!!咁咪去羅..!!!!嘩..!!!等死人啦...!!之後..佢就車左我去..巴士站o勒..!!而佢當然係趕時間返去..養"石"啦..!!!
今晚我就同我屋企人食飯..!!!去左將軍澳..果間西餐廳到食扒啦..!!!
迷路記...!!!
今日係..Aunt既生日.!!!首先..響到祝佢老人家...福如東海...壽比南山....!!!年年有今日..歲歲有今朝..!!!身體健康...!!!!生日快樂...!!!!
所以今日放工之後..我就搭巴士去元朗啦..我個心唸住298C係到架..!!!一上到車..就鬼死咁眼訓啦..!咁咪就開始"閉目養神"啦...!!!點知..我一醒..!!!以..我響邊樹呢..!!!四周圍都係大廈...後尾咪去問人羅..!!!原來..我去左"天水圍"...!!!!大件事啦...我做咩樹會去左"天水圍"架...
!!!!咁點算呀...!!!最後..我咪為有搭的士啦..!!!個"的士叔叔"問我去邊喎..!!!大獲..我連目的地都唔知添....!!!!咁我咪打比"JAN JAN"羅..!!!佢講左地點呀..!!!佢重反問我響邊樹...!!!唉...當其時..重邊好意思講呀...樣衰到死...
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去到"元朗廣場"啦...!!!我終於都見到"JAN JAN"佢地啦...!!!咁行左陣之後..就去左隔離果間"萊茵河"餐廳...!!!!食BUFFET...!!唔...其實..間餐廳整體黎講...係..麻麻地...d燒牛肉就金肉其外，敗萃其中..!!!...一口咬落去..十足十.."爽浪"香口膠咁..!!!!而其他野呢...(唔包括生野..因為我唔食既)都ok啦...!!!一分錢當然就一分貨嗎...!!!!最緊要食得開心o者..!!!哈...哈...!!!咁跟住....黎到節目最後一環啦..!!!就係送禮物..今年Aunt既禮物係..一個手袋...!!!都幾款架...!!!!
食完野之後..."型仔"就先送Aunt佢地返去....!!!咁順便..返屋企羅少少野啦..!!!而我就當然去探下"龜B"啦...!!!因為聽講..佢"絕食"呀..!!唔知係咪個箱唔係透明..無得八卦...引發佢有"情緒病"同"自閉"呢...!!!!同"龜B"玩左陣之後..就走啦...!!!今晚呢.."型仔"就響我屋企過夜啦..!!!!
玩制服....!!!
今日好鬼攪笑呀..!!!咁啦..事緣呢..!!咁上次因為有少少誤會啦..!!咁我地唔見左"GP"個POSTER啦..!!!咁又好衰唔衰..間公司..問我地係咪有派到D...2A電芯比D學生...!!!咁佢地當然話有啦..(但其實係無架..!!)咁呢.."GP"就話要睇D相..睇下係咪真係有派喎..!!!咁就死O勒..!!!點算呢..!!佢地就叫左"豪餅"帶左兩件校服返黎..!!!話扮學生喎...!!!咁呢D野我地當然又試啦(但係唔會比佢地影相既)...!!!嘩..我同"軟綿綿"著左件..恤衫都唔似學生..我地似送外賣多D呀..!!而"豪餅"重攪到成個踢學生入會果D壞學生咁既款..!!!反而..呢.."阿嬌"就好鬼死似...十足十中六生咁...!!好鬼死得呀..!!!哈...
開心呀...!!!!
今日好開心呀...!!個個睇完我既作品之後..都"好評如潮"...!!!yeah...
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其實學呢個粘土既時候..我有少少係因為我個"型仔"架..!!!但係咁...到真正上堂既時候...原來..真係咁好玩架喎....!!!每一樣食物整左出黎之後..真係好開心架....!!!!覺得自己"好叻"呀..!!!哈...(痴線架)!!!上堂果時...又輕鬆...最好笑就係...整整下..個比例會無端端大左架..!!!不過..."型仔"話會陪我去一齊學架...!!唔知會唔會呢..!!咁講..想就梗係想佢陪我(
)啦..!!!但如果佢真係唔得既..咁都算啦..!!!反正...我學識..都可以教佢..!!!
當然..我好希望快d到下個星期三啦..!!一來係最後一堂啦..二來我就會完成我整個作品啦..!!!好其待呀..!!!我下星期就係"小鴨粥檔"開張日啦...!!!!
多謝支持
好野..!!!又有新作品啦...!!!
今日又上堂啦...!!!係粘土堂...第二堂啦...!!!所以放工都要滾水"陸"腳咁走...!!!!不過..今日早左少少上去...!!!咁MISS咪..咪比D野我地整羅...!!!佢比左兩片一橙一綠..我地剪..!!!原來係用黎做賜粉裡面D蔥同蝦米..!!!哈...我就整到D腸粉鬼死咁長..!!我重要剪返短少少..添呀..!!!之後就係整...皮蛋啦...!!!原來要用綠色同黑色..梅花間竹咁包..之後就會變成皮蛋架啦...!!不過...我都唔知點解..會包到咁大隻蛋..!!而最難整就係..包(腫)..真係好難包架...!!好啦...比D作品大家睇下(比意見呀...!!)...!!!
呢碟係.."蝦米腸粉"..呀..!!!
而呢一d呢就係..."喊肉(腫)"...啦...!!!
而最後呢...就係"皮蛋"...!!!
而架車仔呢...miss就收左啦..因為上左色未乾嗎...!!!而於下堂....就係最後一堂啦....!!!!
全身濕....大出汗..!!
今日好鬼死熱呀...........!!!我d鴨脂肪...出哂黎啦...!!!今日呀.有成三十六度幾..!!!今日比較悶啦..全個室..差唔多得我一個人..!!所以..一去到三點...差d..訓著左..!!!撞鬼..!!
放工之後..我就去左尖沙咀...一來去等"寶寶"啦..二來係去..做gym啦..!!嘩..等個衰婆都等左成粒鐘呀..!!今次係.."茄力慌lee啦"響尖沙咀開..!!但我都係第一次去咋..!!!未開始..就要行五層樓..!!因為..looker響上面羅...!!!真係"未見官先打八十"....撞鬼啦...!!!
之後..咩機都無做..淨係上左一個叫"Body Combat"既堂...!!!個堂既內容係集合於各種武術技巧及Kick-boxing的動作，配合充滿動感的音樂！消耗量高。嘩..玩完成個人都濕鬼哂...!!!好似沖完涼咁..!!!但真係好好玩...!!!之後再行左"樓梯機"...十五分鐘到啦..!!唔得啦...真係暈啦..!!!不過..我下次都會再上呢個堂..!!太好玩啦..!!!咁之後...咪去沖涼啦..!!嘩..鬼整..好似去醫院輪街証咁..!!!多人到呀..!!之後..咪帶住散哂既身軀..返屋企羅..!!!
好緊張呀...!!!聽日..上粘土堂..啦..!!!好緊張呀..!!
情心說話未曾講...??
今日睇到Gustbook到收到好多留言...!!!好多謝你地..!!我係完完全全明白你地係講咩架..但我終於係過唔到自己...!!每一次睇到YY既相...!!我都不其然流淚..!!或者..我重未完全..放得低啦..!!不過..你地放心啦..!!!我知道點做架..!!!
而呢兩日..我個friend同我傾左好多野...!!!唔知點解呢..我覺得佢...佢其實都幾無助....!!!佢都係想要一樣野o者...!!但點解...個天要咁樣對佢....其實佢真係甘心咁樣離去咩...!!!唔明...!!!
或者.."哀莫大於心死"...!!!對於佢....真係..!!!!!
Y Y....安息日..!!!
Dear Y Y :
你好嗎...!!前兩日係你既死忌..!!我係唔會忘記架..!!!每次睇到條貓頸繩...!!總會覺得你既離去..只不過係一、兩日既事...!!!我重好記得...由好肥..好唔聽話既你..到有病..好瘦.....好瘦....亦變得好嬌嗲..!!成日會唔耐煩既你..由會駛出殺人既爪...到只係用手輕拍...!!!以往既...一點一滴從來都無離開過我心裡面..!!!你重記記得呀...趣怪既你...成日都鐘意..用爪..爪開..鞋櫃門..然之後就走入去訓覺..!!!果到就等如你既"安樂窩"..!!!每次我...我出門口返工..你總會響樓梯既欄與欄之間...伸出你隻小手...同我黎個"give me five"...作為我返工之前既一個小遊戲...!!而每當放工之後...踏入門口..就會見到你好乖咁坐響到等我返黎...!!係嗎..!!
上星期..經過帶你去睇醫生既地方..!!心酸...湧上心頭..!!重記得..我決定比醫生幫你打針...果一刻..果一種內疚感..果一種罪疚感...我係一路都無..."忘記過"...!!!由你既身體重有起伏..至到完全靜止..!!我一路都同你講"對唔住"...!!到現在..我都原諒唔到我自己..!!!
YY....響彩虹橋既生活如何呀...!!!有無識到新朋友仔呢...!!!你脾氣唔好呀..!!唔好打架呀..讓下其他朋友仔啦...!!!重有無周圍跳...周圍跑呀...!!!乖啦..一個人..要小心照顧自己呀..!!!知道嗎...!!!
永遠都懷念你...
Esther
"慌失失奇兵"..!!!
今日約左"型仔"響淘大等...!!!食完野..行左陣...!!!同佢去睇"慌失失奇兵"..!!!哈..好攪笑呀...!!!好鐘意...獅子"阿力"...!!!不過..."gloria"都好得意..!!之後..又再行左陣..就返左屋企啦...!!無法啦..佢又整親條頸啦...!!!唉....真係唔小心呀..!!不過佢就最容易傷呢個位...!!!返左屋企之後..就打機啦...!!!因為.."阿嬌"download左D game我都未打過...!!!!不過..我都係唔識玩呀..!!!或者..未玩熟啦..!!!下次再試過先...!!!之後..佢就去左訓覺..!!到左六點幾..我就叫醒佢啦..!!因為今日..佢工人放假..所以要返屋企食飯..!!至於...我..咪要陪"雞包仔"..所以要留咪響屋企羅...!!!(嗚...嗚......)
不過....!!!見得少..先會珍惜...!!!
今日整左新野...之前張相..咪有條...綠棒同黃片既..其實係.....
蔥與薑..!!!(靚嗎..!!!)
靈異...撞"寶飛"事件...!!!!
今日好悶...全日..係最悶..!!!
放左工之後..都係返屋企..到左八點幾.."型仔"打比我...!!!佢同我講...下星期六...aunt生日..去食..buffet..!!!吓......唔係咁驚呀..!!!我呢邊又係喎....!!!攪咩樹呀...!!!!咁講真..佢就梗係想我去啦..!!!因為..話哂..都係aunt生日呀..!!!唉.........攪到我..左右做人難..!!!
今日..我睇到樣野..好攪笑架...(本來係一個笑話..但我以家只係post左個圖)
大家..估唔到..呢個係咩....呢...!!(唔好多..!!!)
請用....三秒估..下...!!!............開估啦...!!
裡面竟然是..........棉花糖
翻到背後..... 出現這個.......
牙醫..篇...!!!( 好驚呀..!!!
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今日整日都唔知點解..d時間過得咁慢...!!!攪左咁多野..都只係過得三、四個字咁..!!!唉..!!
至於"軟綿綿"佢就重慘啦..!!事關.."犀利姊妹花"黎左做數嗎..!!!雖然..係一件好事..!!!因為可以快d攪掂盤數嗎..!!!但..就有段小插曲啦...!!無拿拿.."雞包仔"走去...先黎就話佢地阿哥(阿moon)..繼而就開始起火..鬧..!!!唉..一人做事..一人當..!!!攪咩無端端鬧人喎..!!!真係無辜呀..!!
放工之返..就去我生平最驚既地方...."牙醫診所"..!!點解要去呢..就係..前排唔知食左d咩野(應該係海產類)..有粒沙..整一整..!!之後.隻牙就連帶半邊痺哂..!!食親野就好痺...!!!所以咪要去睇睇羅...!!!醫生話隻牙..崩左少少..就幫我補返..!!!之後..咪洗埋牙羅..!!!嘩....好驚呀..!!聽到d聲...再加埋某一兩隻牙...等如"全身麻痺"..!!!真係..有麻醉葯都死呀..!!!不過...都好彩..好快就洗完啦..!!!全身麻痺到隻腳仔都軟埋..!!!鳴..........
好野..我訂左飛啦..!!星期日去睇"慌失失奇兵"啦...!!!yeah..yeah...
遊車河篇..!!
今日..我成個上晝...都係響中環不停咁兜圈....!!點解..因為"阿嬌"羅..!!!陪佢去送貨...撞鬼佢..!!"唔識路..扮海盜"..!!!你咁響中環至上環行黎行去..!!!不過..佢揸車..就真係.."麻下"(麻麻地之下)..!!因為佢..揸車..係唔睇路牌既..!!所以我全程都響到...."驚"..!!(汗流.!!)好彩..好驚無險..咁就一點..!!!返公司....yeah......食晏...!!!
放工之後..本來"阿嬌"話唔黎我屋企架..!!!因為我羅...!!唸住去..九龍灣..睇野..咪叫佢車埋羅..!!點鬼知去到先知.....係有..不過..係人地既office..!!!超樣衰..!!!都唔知邊個話果到有outlet架..!!!之後咪去左德福..行街街羅..!!我重買左兩對波鞋呀..!!之後..我就同"阿嬌"去左將軍澳.."吉朱島"買野食啦..!!!但係..我就買左好多野食比"型仔"羅...!!!唉..次次都話佢成日食零食..但自己就走去買埋哂呢d野比佢食...!!!賤格呀..!!!但我好相信..呢包零食..足夠佢...食...一個禮拜...!!!
今日個溫度係..36度..!!!大家估下..我地今晚食咩...!!!小菜..!!錯...!!!碟頭飯..!!錯..!!開估啦..!!係...."打邊爐"...!!!簡直係發神經呀..!!!重發得好緊要...!!!所以..我食左d之後..就離座..!!走人..!!!
麵粉粘土....第一堂..!!
今日..好開心呀....好自由呀...!!!食完晏之後...所有高層都走得既又就走...出街既就出街..!!所以我地又開始"無王管"啦...!!!yeah.....咁我地響到玩下"人名筆劃、測命運"...!!哈.....哈...我好開心呀..我係"陶吉吉"(大吉)...!!我全個名加埋係.."威潔33"...!!哈.....!!
此數之人，青年時代常因剛強、意氣用事、自信、自尊心過強，使人敬而遠之。惟其天生聰明，能夠自我反省，寬容溫和待人，則壯年之後，必可走上昌隆盛運。此數過於剛毅，不適宜於婦女。 以上所講既..o岩唔o岩..就見人見智啦...!!不過..我就覺得...ok啦...!!!之後..我班好同事..就個都走哂黎玩...!!嘩..攪到成個一號室...嘈哂...亂哂...!!!最好笑..佢地數筆劃又數到錯哂...!!!將自己個名..又加又減咁...!!!嗚lee單刀咁...!!!嘻嘻哈哈完之後...咁又回復平靜o勒...!!!
放左工之後..我就同"軟綿綿"趕住..趕住咁出旺角...因為今日係我地第一日上堂嗎..!!!我同"軟綿綿"加一個女士..都係三個人上堂咋...!!!估唔到第一日上堂就做咁多野...!!!但真係好好玩架...!!!最好笑就係.."軟綿綿"整..果d粉腸太大力啦..!!次次都扁哂..!!!哈...哈...
以下就無我今堂既作品.....
而最後一堂先至去上顏色...!!!
gym...gym...自喜..!!!
今日..都係咁啦...!!!至於"魔鬼"佢地今日走啦..!!!真係開心..佢地去日本嗎..重要去成個禮拜...開心死啦..!!!
到左下晝..."雞包仔"話"阿嬌"黎食飯喎...!!下..."阿sa"都唔響到啦...!!!攪咩佢會黎呀...!!!隔左一陣..."阿嬌"又msn我..問我...邊個話佢黎食飯呀...!!!唉...我又鬼知咩...."R"鬼哂頭....都唔知攪咩....!!
到左放工...就有D爆笑野啦....!!!事原就係.."阿嬌"有張馬會卡..咁我就問佢啦...(問咩唔講啦..!!!)..咁佢就話我知..佢張卡好多錢架..由初初五蚊到以家有成九十蚊啦...!!!咁佢重話比我知..佢有買波架...!!咁"朱媽媽"聽到就話o勒..!!"買波..睇你(阿嬌)個樣都唔似踢波..買黎做咩呀..!!!"我咪話唔係呀....!!!"之後..佢又再一次問...買波黎做咩喎....!!!bee lee巴啦...攪左一輪.."朱媽媽"都重係唔明...佢重要問"阿嬌"...波(ball)...係咪.."舞會"果d呀......!!!真係笑到爬響到呀...!!!!死啦..都唔知係我地IQ高呀..定佢IQ低....!!重好野到喎.....由公司出門口開始..去到地鐵站..!!佢地都重可以講呢個話題...!!!其實...悶唔悶呢..!!我今晚就去做gym...!!!咁又響..."老虎岩"到等"小寶寶"啦...!!!唉...又試等到變化石啦....!!!唔知係心理作用呀...!!定真係呢..!!出左身汗...好似成個人輕哂咁...!!!
聽日..我就去學.... 麵粉粘土啦..!!!好緊張呀.....!!!好緊張呀...!!!唔知..我會唔會..整得唔好呢..!!!會唔會..整"油炸鬼"就變成"煎堆"..."車仔"變成"船仔"..呢...!!!不過...我呢隻小鴨son..會好好努力架啦..!!!yeah.......
又要返工啦...!!!
唔知琴晚做咩樹呢...!!訓下又醒下咁...攪到今朝個頭痛到死..!!!返到公司呀...重唔拿拿淋趕埋d稿比"魔鬼"咩...!!!佢地聽日就走啦..一去就..成個禮拜...!!!好呀...!!!不過最慘都係..我要成個禮拜..單拖對住"雞包仔"...死啦..唔知會唔會又煩我呢...!!!又播帶呀...咁都死得啦..!!!
今日..成日..都好趕呀...!!!所以都無咩點出聲講野..!!!最多咪聽下"朱媽媽"講下佢買電話比佢阿媽..!!果d"厚顏"野羅..!!!笑鬼死..!!買個舊款電話..無headfree..居然重叫人地比返一個佢..!!唉..邊有咁既野架..!!係咪傻架...!!!
放工果陣...同"軟綿綿"一齊行啦(其實佢都無陪我去搭車o者!!)..!!點知好衰唔衰..比我撞到"阿Q"同佢一齊搭車...!!!天呀...........!!!點解會咁架...!!其實..佢都係去將軍澳醫院探人...所以咪響到搭車羅..!!唉..都唔知點咁..!!可能..我自己本身係對佢有敵意啦...!!!所以..都唔知同佢講咩好..!!!幾難先搭到去將軍澳呀..!!
唔知道"龜B"去到"型仔"屋企慣唔慣呢..!!!唔知佢有無煩住人地呢..!!不過..琴晚.."型仔"好似話"龜B"去到佢屋企之後..佢地成家好似好熱鬧咁喎..!!可能未見過..個下身咁肥(同佢主人一樣)既龜呱..!!!
至於今晚...我同JAN JAN MSN..佢話"型仔"放左"龜B"出黎行啦...!!不過個地就係響.........
廁所呢個..地方...又係咪好似核突左D呢..!!不過咁..佢都係驚"LEO"當左佢係骨頭o者...!!
保良局捐公仔.(做好事)..!!!
今日..約左"型仔"十二點響屋企樓下等..!!!佢第一句同我講既...唔係早晨..而係.."嘩..攪咩呀..搬屋呀..!!"...係呀..!!不過.唔係我搬..係d公仔搬之嘛..!!!執埋..執埋..我有兩大"紅白藍"袋既公仔要捐去保良局...!!!我地去左跑馬地..食左個午餐之後..就去保良局...捐公仔啦..!!幾好..一車入到大門..放低兩大袋公仔..門口個阿叔..重同我講聲"多謝!!" 哈..好開心呀..!!唔知收到既小朋友..會唔會都一樣咁開心呢..!!!
之後..我地就去左旺角..新世紀廣場..!!!睇戲..睇"強戰世界"...!!不過..我發覺套戲..唔係講..外星人襲地球...而係講...Tom Cruise同Dakota Fanning既父女戲多d...!!!因為成套戲..係講..一個不負責任既爸爸..要暫代照顧兩兄妹..!!而呢個時候..外星人就偷襲地球o勒..!!而響呢個亂世中..佢點樣去面對...點樣去保護兩兄妹呢..!!!不過..個結局..就.....太麻麻地啦.......!!!
睇完戲之後..我地就去左..金魚街..唸住幫阿"龜B"換屋嗎..!!!但可惜..一係唔夠闊..一個唔夠長..!!!所以呢..我地最後就響官塘既日本城..買左個"膠衣箱"...!!今晚.."型仔"就會帶"龜B"走啦..!!!希望"龜B"去到人地屋企..乖D..!!
之後..個衰公話肚餓喎..!!咁就去左apm果間"吉朱島"買野食羅...!!!佢一個人都買左四個包呀...(佢今晚唔食飯..就死梗..!!)咁呀...重買左....魚生啦..甜蝦啦..鹽焗雞啦...咁樣羅...!!!
悶悶...星期六.
今日..又要返全日啦...!!!悶死人啦..!!!公司要將公司d舊電腦...搬哂出黎..比人收走...!!!唉..其實..呢d野..早..兩年就要做啦...!!果時比人收就會有好價錢..!!以家..唔駛例貼...偷笑啦..!!重想人地會高價收購..!!!玩咩..!!返到自己位.."雞包仔"重要話我...叫我快d打埋d稿...!!!大佬呀...手就得一對...稿就一疊....!!!點呀..!!
放工之後..我就拿拿聲返屋企...!!!因為..要將d公仔執埋之後..就送去保良局..比小朋友..!!!話就話左好耐啦...係時候要做架啦...!!同佢地影左張全家福之後..!!就將d公仔入袋啦..!!唔知點解..唔捨得添..!!之後...順便執下間亂過亂世佳人既房啦..!!!將積存左好耐既card...書信..一次過唔要啦..!!!有時睇返..都覺得..以前..好傻...!!睇返朋友..前男友寫比自己既信...!!!就會唸返好多以前..以前.既野..!!!唉..算啦....過去啦...!!!人始終都係要向前望既...!!!!
維尼全家福...
"神"...走啦..!!
今日..我表弟.."阿神"佢走啦...!!!因為佢要返澳洲..!!一來..姑丈返左澳洲葬左咁耐..佢都未返過去拜..!!所以都要返下去拜佢啦..!!!二來..佢個學位d野都重未攪掂..!!咁順睇下細佬.."阿ron"架嘛..!!你知啦..佢走左咁耐...!!!細佬實攪到間屋反轉都有份..!!放左工之後..我地就上去佢屋企..接佢啦..!!佢比左好多套日劇我呀..!!重還返個saxphone比我...!!好羅...!!我saxphone終於返黎我懷怉啦..!!!yeah..咁我地就去機場啦..!!!去到機場都成...八點啦..!!!做媽咪既"4G"梗係吹佢入閘啦..!!好啦...BYE LA..一個月後..就見啦.."神"...!!!
送走左"阿神"..我地就去左"廟街"食野...!!我地去左大排檔食野...好味死呀..!!!尤其個"椒鹽魷魚"呀..!!"正"......
咁之後..送左"4G"返屋企之後..我地咪返屋企羅...!!!點鬼知又上唔到網...心急死我啦..!!我認承左"達達"幫佢打中文..架嘛...!!都唔知點算...!!
SORRY呀....
無所事事...星期四..!!!
今日真係好鬼死悶呀...!!!重係好無聊果隻呀..!!!成朝就好似遊魂咁...無心機做野..!!一個上晝去完銀行重更加無心機(嗚...嗚.....又無哂錢啦...!!!)返到公司都成十二點啦..又要準備..定食咩好O勒..!!雖然..唔係..我食(因為我帶左自家菜飯盒呀)..!!咁我都要去提供個菜單比我果三位好同事架嗎..!!!經過一輪.."嘈之八閉"既一小時午間小敍之後...!!我地又返返去辛悶既工作崗位啦...!!又要好想訓呀..!!!今日我個小探子"阿嬌"講...話如來果日"阿MOON"黎..唔係..佢想架..只係"魔鬼"要佢上黎交數架咋...!!CHUR..等我重以為佢.."勁"!!!單拖咁同佢地講數...!!但原來..都重係拖緊..!!!而今晚.."阿SA"叫我陪佢執野....!!執咩呀...咪又係響到...吸下塵..抹下....掃下地...!!攪咁耐...到左十一點幾...."阿MOON"就打比"阿SA"..之後..我聽返黎既就係.."阿MOON"叫佢幫"阿SA"搵返個PARTER比佢...!!!....咁同個老公同老婆離婚..然後叫..老婆搵過個人比佢有咩分別呀...!!!世界上邊有咁既事架....!!!!唔好玩啦...!!!
咁今晚..我就同"阿SA"去左APM果間.."赤丸製麵所"到食烏冬..!!!好咪呀..!!!又唔係好貴咋..我地叫左"雞扒湯烏冬"、"日式鰻魚飯 + 細烏冬"、"煎餃子"、"煎肉腸"咁...都係..八十大元咋...!!!唔...我下次要同"型仔"去試下先...!!!不過..唔知佢會唔會..陪我排隊等位呢...!!!
嘩........"紅門"事件...峰迴路轉..!!!
今日..所有事都係咁啦...!!!最特別咪有糧出羅...!!!早左架啦..!!!
今日最特別既就係..."阿MOON"羅...!!我出門口既時候...就見到"阿MOON"同"科學怪人"響門口傾野..根據我直覺..應該重係大單野...事泰嚴重..!!隔左半個鐘之後..佢居然..膽粗粗咁走黎..搵"魔鬼"同佢傾野...!!!嘩...事出特然..!!!之後..兩雄相遇...先先去一人整杯凍水先..之後就入會議室...!!!"魔鬼"重搵黎兩個旁聽.."雞包仔"同"阿SA"..至於"阿MOON"佢就當然..一個人去面對啦...!!之後..門一閂..."三碌會審西門慶"...!!!唔知最後既結局係點呢...!!!
我同"阿嬌"當然響到私底下..傾下個賽果啦..睇下邊個飛起邊個...!!!不過..我最關心既都係.."軟綿綿"唔知佢既前途...會步向光明呀..定滑向地獄呢...!!不過..我覺得.呢排.."阿嬌"同好多野.都唔滿意"阿SA"..!!或者..又因為好多野.."阿嬌"同"阿SA"講完之後.."阿SA"又無左回事...攪到好多野..都好似有頭無尾咁...!!!而"GG電芯"果單野..."阿SA"比左獲"阿嬌"喎..!!!唉..有時真係好難講...可能..我對住佢地實在太耐啦...有時..佢地又真係咁樣架喎..!!佢地從來..做咩野..唔理係聽日比人定一個月後比人..佢地都係會攪到最後...先整..!!!或者..有D事前功夫...要做D咩野..又唔會講比你知...!!!成日就收收埋埋咁..!!到最後..衰哂o勒..咪互相指責羅...!!呢D野..識左佢地不出一年..就知道架啦..!!但又點呀..我又唔可以講喎...!!!算啦..!!睇佢自己感受到幾多就幾多啦..!!!
平安日..!!
今日同以往一樣啦..比賽完之後..又要收拾心情..工作啦..!!!又有一大疊單未開..!!!又有一疊稿未打...!!呀....死人啦...!!!至於"軟綿綿"單野..就真係峰迴路轉啦...!!!佢將d錢比返"阿sa"既同時..先知道..原來呢d錢..居然連心思細物既"雞包仔"都唔知道...!!!嘩.....幾危呀..!!!
不過..個衰婆..琴日開心完之後..就慘啦..!!!即病...!!!唉..開心總有代價...!!!可鄰..!!所以佢最後都係返左屋企啦...!!!
放工..咁唸住去..深水埗"黃金"買..紅外線USB...所以就同左"阿SA""阿嬌"一齊出去啦..!!!陪佢地買左佢地主要既野之後..就到我啦..!!我就買左兩個紅外線USB..咁唸住一個我放響屋企..一個就比"型仔"嗎..!!!開心..
返到屋企咪..裝羅..點鬼知又唔得喎...激氣呀..!!!為有...聽日羅返公司搵電腦博士"養陰丸"攪攪佢啦..!!!
今晚..我就羅左"龜B"返屋企啦..到左星期日..就比"型仔"帶佢走啦..!!!希望唔好嚇親..JAN JAN啦..!!其實佢都唔係咁得人驚咋.."龜B"只係比一般既龜大左少少之嘛...!!!
"鴨[窄]"戰...!!!
今日呀..!!!好倦呀..!!太眼訓啦..!!賤呀....返工就唔願起身...!!今朝早..."軟綿綿"就話比我知..."魔鬼"比左個信封佢...話辛苦佢喎...!!!原來.."魔鬼"比左一千大元佢..作為獎勵...!!!但係我地四人認為..都係要比返"魔鬼"..!!因為實在太..唔尋常o勒..!!!以一個不嬲都視錢財如命既人...又點會貿貿然比咁多你呀..重係私底下喎...!!!所以..我地都通過..叫"軟綿綿"比返"魔鬼"...叫佢同"魔鬼"講..如果真係想做獎勵..就不如..響出糧果到比...響糧單到寫明...!!!不過..個衰婆就好啦....!!今日放半日呀..!!!爽得佢呀..!!!超唔抵得呀...!!
到左今晚就驚啦..!!!嚇到我d鴨毛都飛哂出黎呀...!!!話說今晚食完飯之後...就見有d空檔..咪問.."阿嬌"借部機打下羅...!!輕輕鬆鬆打完機啦..咁就開開心心咁去沖涼啦..!!當我...羅d衫入廁所..準備..閂門既時候...我既鴨眼尾.."哨"到響到門到有野郁郁下咁....!!當我再睇真d....!!!嘩..............係我生平最怕既..."核突樣衰長毛賊"(俗稱"格窄")..!!!我咪一支箭咁去搵twins求助羅...!!!佢地兩個...一個就羅..長毛賊必死既武器"拜高"..!!一個就羅用黎"納喊助威"既拖鞋...(啪..啪..啪..)!!!佢地個就...放出毒氣...一個就響到打氣...!!而我就當然..係響佢後面.."we嘩鬼嘈"啦..!!!經過一輪.."烏lee單刀"之後...!!!長毛賊就當然係死響.."拜高"之下啦...!!!佢地重將"長毛賊"沖左落馬桶..將佢"海葬"...!!而我咪...戰戰兢兢咁去沖涼羅...!!重攪到我呀...耐唔耐..去"目及"下...!!睇下會唔會有同黨架..又"目及"下個馬桶..!!!睇下佢會唔會游返上黎嗎...!!!
注 : sorry..呢到係打唔到香港字架..所以只可以搵近音啦..!!!
行街街...食水餃..!!!
哈...今朝..居然係"型仔"走黎叫醒我喎...!!!奇聞呀..!!!咁之後..我地就去左"荷李活廣場"..!!本來唸住睇戲架..!!但最後都無啦..!!一來..又多人..二來..又唔係好想睇..!!咁我地就去左.."和民"食晏啦..!!原來今日..響"荷李活廣場"有"國際遙控車比賽"..!!一有車睇.."型仔"就當然唔放過啦..!!咁所以..我地食完野之後..就各自去睇野..佢就去睇賽車..我呢..就去行下..之後就去左"三聯"睇書..!!因為我想睇下有無..新書出啦..!!之後..我地就返左入屯門o勒..!!
返到屋企之後...aunt同jan jan都響到呀..!!!jan jan..同我講..話..今日aunt自己買左隻粵語殘片睇呀..!!幾勁呀..!!哈..哈..!!到左四點幾..aunt終於都睇完啦..!!之後就到我地睇啦..!!我就買左隻"魔間行者"..!!唔....可能..佢係講..天堂與地獄..神同魔鬼..!!所以..都會有少少悶..!!!但..都ok啦...!!!
至於今晚..jan jan同aunt就會去joey屋企到食飯..!!咁我地兩個咪落左惠康...睇下有咩食羅...!!!玩下"煮飯仔"咁啦..!!不過..都係買左袋"白菜朱肉餃"..返去屋企煮黎食咋...!!!咁睇完電視之後.咪返屋企羅...!!!嘩..撞鬼個死佬....開車...開到鬼死咁快...!!!吹到個頭好似癲哂咁..又好彩..我唔係好驚o者...!!!如果唔係...我真係會響車叫"爸爸..我想返屋企呀......!!!"或者..係將d餃子..一隻一隻咁飛哂出黎呀...!!!哈...哈...
小鴨鴨...換左新形象啦...!!!YEAH...
今日..我都好早就起身啦..!!!咁同.."計數機"MSN左一陣之後..就要出門口啦..!!!咁我就去左"澳海城"..剪頭髮啦...!!點知最後..重電埋添...!!都係用左兩個鐘既時間..去攪咋...!!勁呀..!!之後..我就約左"小寶寶"響太子到等...順便去買野比"阿嬌"嗎..!!行左一陣..就上左去"肥仔漫畫屋"到坐下..!!!之後..就行左陣..旺角...!!!
今晚..又開心呀..可以同"型仔"出街食飯啦..!!我地去左旺角果間"大熊本"到食野...!!不過..可惜呀..!!佢又頭痛...頭"赤赤"咁..!!攪到無哂胃口食野..!!鬼咩..今日咁熱...慌唔係..焗親咩..!!而我呢..可能..晏晝食得太多啦..所以都無咩胃口...!!!咁食完食之後..我就拿拿聲去買葯羅..!!之後..佢就同我返左屋企O勒..!!!原來..佢地重食緊飯...不過..咪又係..講比賽..煩到嘔呀..!!
今晚.."阿SA"同"阿嬌"就出左去睇戲...!!!而"型仔"呢..佢已經響我屋企到....訓到死左咁...!!佢已經訓左啦...!!!"雞包仔"重響到又LEE又路咁話..以..好似未舖床喎...不如叫佢快D過果邊訓啦...!!!"唉..煩到死...我唔會好似你個仔咁..."二人大被同眠在床中"...!!
安息日...!!
今日..我約左"型仔"..十二點響樓下等架..點鬼知...唔知醒起身喎...!!嘩..重唔拿拿淋去梳洗咩..!!!我地之後就去左.."金魚街"..買魚仔..!!!佢睇到部"水冷"..成九百幾蚊..!!咁佢就話出糧先買啦..!!之後..就去左買魚O勒..!!!佢買左條"粉吊"同"藍圈"..重買多左兩條"包青天"(呢個名係我改架..因為成條黑色..得個頭中間係有白色一點)..!!點鬼知..佢就話不如..買埋部機啦..!!!下...咁都等唔到...唔係呱..!!!唉..玩魚既人..就係咁架啦...!!!心急到死...!!!
之後咪返左佢屋企..佢就攪魚缸..我就入左佢房..大覺訓..............
訓到六點幾.....我咪返屋企食飯羅...!!!返到去屋企.."雞包仔"就話...我呢聽日就會計好D糧..之後..就入左銀行先..咁咪可以快D出糧比佢地羅..!!!我心唸...係呀..唔係八號出..咪七號出羅..都好快架啦..!!之後.."黑椒"又返黎食飯...一開飯..就話呀..."懵痴痴"呢樣唔O岩..果樣唔O岩...!!!嘩............煩死人啦......攪到我呀..求其食左D野..就要離枱啦......!!!賤人...比人食個安落茶飯都唔得...!!
開張啦...!!!!
