"鴨[窄]"戰...!!!
今日呀..!!!好倦呀..!!太眼訓啦..!!賤呀....返工就唔願起身...!!今朝早..."軟綿綿"就話比我知..."魔鬼"比左個信封佢...話辛苦佢喎...!!!原來.."魔鬼"比左一千大元佢..作為獎勵...!!!但係我地四人認為..都係要比返"魔鬼"..!!因為實在太..唔尋常o勒..!!!以一個不嬲都視錢財如命既人...又點會貿貿然比咁多你呀..重係私底下喎...!!!所以..我地都通過..叫"軟綿綿"比返"魔鬼"...叫佢同"魔鬼"講..如果真係想做獎勵..就不如..響出糧果到比...響糧單到寫明...!!!不過..個衰婆就好啦....!!今日放半日呀..!!!爽得佢呀..!!!超唔抵得呀...!!到左今晚就驚啦..!!!嚇到我d鴨毛都飛哂出黎呀...!!!話說今晚食完飯之後...就見有d空檔..咪問.."阿嬌"借部機打下羅...!!輕輕鬆鬆打完機啦..咁就開開心心咁去沖涼啦..!!當我...羅d衫入廁所..準備..閂門既時候...我既鴨眼尾.."哨"到響到門到有野郁郁下咁....!!當我再睇真d....!!!嘩..............係我生平最怕既..."核突樣衰長毛賊"(俗稱"格窄")..!!!我咪一支箭咁去搵twins求助羅...!!!佢地兩個...一個就羅..長毛賊必死既武器"拜高"..!!一個就羅用黎"納喊助威"既拖鞋...(啪..啪..啪..)!!!佢地個就...放出毒氣...一個就響到打氣...!!而我就當然..係響佢後面.."we嘩鬼嘈"啦..!!!經過一輪.."烏lee單刀"之後...!!!長毛賊就當然係死響.."拜高"之下啦...!!!佢地重將"長毛賊"沖左落馬桶..將佢"海葬"...!!而我咪...戰戰兢兢咁去沖涼羅...!!重攪到我呀...耐唔耐..去"目及"下...!!睇下會唔會有同黨架..又"目及"下個馬桶..!!!睇下佢會唔會游返上黎嗎...!!!
注 : sorry..呢到係打唔到香港字架..所以只可以搵近音啦..!!!
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3:11 下午
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