新月...出書日..!!
今日..!!搭果部van仔..都唔知做咩事...!!!!聽司機講..可能係個車呔個皮有事...所以..佢行得太快既時候..就會發出..."聾聾聲"..!!!攪到我好似搭緊火車咁...!!!到最後..司機都"捱"到去官塘..!!但係..好景不常....成條官塘道都唔知點咩事..!!!塞哂車咁...攪到我用左幾危險既做法...我就係響...三線落車...然後避過d車之後..後返上行人路到...!!!嘩...嚇死我呀..!!
返到公司...一開電腦..!!就見到"jan jan"..上網啦..!!原來佢病左
...無返工..!!咁同佢傾左陣..佢就要去訓覺
..休息啦..!!咁都好...多d休息...個病會快d好既..!!!不過.."型仔"就唔得啦..!!佢今日都有去返工呀..!!!無法啦...佢又係唔可以唔返工..!!!因為..佢都要負責好多公司既野..!!!
到左晏晝...六月份既書出左啦..!!!又係最辛苦既日子啦...!!!!雖然..以家出書..難度就唔係太高..但都有一定既難度..!!!哈...算啦...出左重好...出左書..就會好快有糧出...!!!!
"型仔"..佢病咗呀..!!
今朝早起身....!!!梳洗完之後...就去睇吓"老太"啦..!!!其實.佢都無"雞包仔"講得咁嚴重o者..!!!佢又識得坐...而左手亦都相當有力....!!!最大問題..佢都係識得講..."要..要..要."或者"唔係..唔係.."..咁o者..!!!同埋..佢只係可以用"巨象pat pat"..之嘛...!!!大致上都無咩問題呀..!!!!
返到公司...!!!嘩....!!!奇景呀...!!!我未曾見過d同事咁早返架...!!!攪到我以為自己"遲到"添!!以家..最緊張都係d高層人員...因為..琴日"阿sa"去完"濠江"之後..就有一個好驚人既消息...就係..佢地個"機械人比賽"...好可能因為佢地..而可能會連累到.."大陸"同"澳門"代表..無得出去..參加國際賽..!!!雖然...佢地都好努力咁去補救..!!但最後係點..都好睇..各國家既高層..!!!唉......
今日.."型仔"病左呀..!!唔知佢點呢...!!!希望佢無事啦...!!!我放工打比佢...原來佢去左睇醫生..可能係感冒...!!!唉..鬼咩..呢排d天氣...一時又落雨..一時又出太陽...!!!又冷又熱咁...!!唔病就其啦..!!!連佢家姐"jan jan"都病呀...!!!唉...希望佢地快d無事啦
不過..我發覺"型仔"做左呢份工之後..多左病痛...!!!唔係..整親呢到..就係整親果到...!!!連..傷風..感冒都多左..!!或者..佢又唔夠訓...又要勞動啦...!!!所以..聽到佢一病..我就會好擔心...!!又唔響佢身邊..又照顧唔到佢...!!!
點都好..呢句係同佢地兩姐弟講架...!!!!" 食左葯之後就..快d去沖個熱水涼
..然之後..就快d去訓
..咁樣..就會快d好架啦..!!!知道嗎..!!!
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"老太".......大駕光臨....!!!!!!!
今朝一起身...就已經係九點幾啦...!!!重唔拿拿淋起身去梳洗呀..!!!因為約左"型仔"...響"金魚街"等嗎..!!!鬼整"阿sa"叫我幫佢拎野去.."有錢佬豪庭"到..比野.."阿moon"喎...!!!不過咁..."阿sa"都肯車我去"金魚街"...!!!唉....不過..點都逃不過..."遲到"...呢個命運...!!!!
去到"金魚街"之後..我地就..行左一陣..因為最主要都係..要去買食物比"兩棲同事"...!!!嘩..不過..行左好多間都無我買開果隻呀..!!!所以..我就求其..買左另一種比佢食啦..!!!咁跟住..我地就返左入屯門o勒..!!我地都係返到去先至食野..!!上到佢屋企..."jan jan"同aunt...都響到!!!咁我咪睇吓電視呀...vcd呀..咁啦...!!!!嘩..今日都唔知攪咩鬼...!!!呢個又電話到..果個又電話到..!!!咩事呀...!!!其實..大家知唔知今日係星期幾呢..!!!
"型仔"佢想我整"cookie"比佢食..!!咁..我當然...就好樂意啦..!!!因為係為佢而整架啦..!!!
坐到六點幾..我都你時候走啦...!!!!咁"型仔"佢就..送我去搭巴士o勒..!!!
由於..今日係"老太".......大駕光臨..既大日子..!!所以..我都好識做咁...返屋企食飯...!!!!費事啦...我唔想再..比"佢"有任何一個借口去話我...!!!雖然..我知道咁樣..係唔係幾好...但無法啦..!!!佢份人..就係咁架啦..!!!無理鬧完人之後...係要人..唔啋佢呀...唔同佢講野呀...!!!咁佢之後..搵好多野出黎...撩你講野..咁...為求你啋返佢為止..!!!但可惜...我暫時..唔得羅...!!!
全天候星期六...好慘呀..!!!
今日係星期六...又係全日制啦...!!!好慘呀..!!!一到下晝..睇住d..OL...雞咁腳走..!!唉..我都係...不過.係去買飯之嘛...!!!真係睇見就心酸啦..!!!其實..我都唔明..月尾都唔係咁多野做架啦...!!留哂我地響到為咩呢..!!睇見佢地響到游吓....游吓咁..唔通開心D...!!!你知道嗎..睇見"朱媽媽"個眼訓樣...嘩..幾驚呀..一對滿佈紅根既..."朦珠眼"...一對放得五蚊既眼袋....!!!可想言之..佢係處於一個幾咁眼訓既...時刻..呢!
雖然..今日..我地一樣響"被難倉"到..但..都估唔到"雞包仔"都係咁...纏住....!!!得閑就黎...游吓..游吓咁..!!!好似D蚊咁....煩住哂..!!!佢係咁搵D野..黎同我講....但我就一句都無答過佢..!!!因為我唔想再同佢有任何對答...我唔想再聽到佢把"煩音"...!!!
我知道"魔鬼家屬"..今日要拎張床返屋企..比佢個"半身不遂"既..老太..黎住..!!!不過..好心啦..!!雖然..呢位老太唔係黎住得耐..佢只係...住..個零星期..至一個月..!!!但都唔好比張咁既野佢訓呀..!!!床已經係"二手"野...!!!攪咩連個床架都..要用呢D咁唔實用既"角鐵"..呢..!!!萬一..大吉利是..佢有咩事既話..佢地又過意得去咩..!!!不過..佢地要咁..就唔理佢地啦..!!!本來..我係可以唔理佢地..由得佢地自己搬架..!!唉...但係.."雞包仔"又話暈...又話嘔...!!見到佢..自己又唔忍心...!!最後..咪幫佢地..搬返屋企羅...!!我又犯賤啦...!!!
全身濕透....".鴨sonson"....黎啦.......!!!
經過琴晚一覺訓到大天光..我個心情已經..好好多啦...!!!唔開心..當然有啦..!!!但比起琴日..好好多啦..!!!"型仔"同我講既野..我唔係唔明白..但唔係..身歷其境..果重感受..真係"百般滋味在心頭"..不過...我亦都好多謝你啦..!!"jan jan"..多謝你啦..!!亦都多謝..咁多朋友既慰問...!!!
今日算係最平安既一日啦...!!!!都無咩特別事發生...!!!不過..最特別既..都莫過於..今朝啦..!!但係我都唔知點post上黎好..!!實在...係呀........
但係..唔好問我呀..!!!因為連我都可以重未唸到點去形容..!!!
今日放工.."軟綿綿"..話佢今日..會去..等佢個偶像.."鷹鼻"..!!咁我就唸住一齊去八吓啦..!!至於我地響等既同時..亦都傾吓計啦...!!!原來.."軟綿綿"佢都知道左"阿sa"同"阿嬌"d野..!!!重原來..佢黎做無耐就知啦....!!!由於大家都未証實..所以佢都無出聲....!!!其實..大家都心裡有數啦..只係..費事講..!!之後..佢話我知等"鷹鼻"可能要等好耐(大概要等到七點幾八點)..咁我為有...放棄啦..!!"軟綿綿"見到出面咁大雨..就唸住..送我去搭車啦..!!唉...落到去..都未去到街口哂..我同佢已經..濕左半個身啦..!!於是乎..我咪叫佢返上去..比佢上去繼續等..而我就為有等到無咁大雨先行啦..!!我由.."巧明街"行去"興業街"...已經係全身濕哂...!!!重等鬼死咁耐先有車咋..!!!
傻瓜鴨.......
今日..小鴨son..好唔開心...!!!我都唔明.."雞包仔"心情唔好..點解..成日都會搵我發洩..!!!係咪..佢對我有"養育之恩"..咁佢就可以為所欲為..!!!如果..我響公司有咩做錯...佢鬧我..我無所謂..呢d真係我既唔小心!!!但係..點解..佢可以將我以往做過既野..一次過抹煞哂..!!!我又係咪..真係..一叮點既事..我真係無幫過佢做...!!!過往..屋企無工人..係邊個..一放工就返屋企..洗衫..煮飯...淋花..!!!就算現在..有工人啦..我又係咪真無..咩都唔駛做...唔幫手呀..!!!響公司..佢要炒人..攪到公司無做"拉積車"果個位..又係我做埋..執倉...又係我..!!!咁係咪..我響公司一d用處都無喎..!!!
撫心自問..我對佢..雖然唔講得上係...無微不至...但亦都算係不過不失...!!!!響佢眼中..我係應該要企響佢果邊...因為我地係直屬...!!!但係就因為我睇唔過眼佢所做既野...所以..佢就會覺得我"手指坳出唔坳入"...!!!但倒返轉頭..佢又有無唸過佢自己有幾多野做左出黎..係令到所有人都不滿..!!!佢呢個喇叭筒將我"小鴨鴨身世故事"...將我"副屬姑姐"既歷史..周圍去宣揚..到世界各地!!我地又有出聲咩..!!佢做埋d無理既野..我地又有出聲咩..!!!
雖然..我知道..佢成日都係咁架啦..!!!但個心一唸到...眼淚就不其然...流出黎...!!點解成日..三日唔埋..兩日就..咁..!!!我真係好辛苦呀..!!!
更正...人物篇..!!
各位親愛既讀者...你地好..!!"傻瓜鴨sonson樂園"...收到好多讀者既意見...!!!佢地要求我將某d人物既名字...修改吓...因為...有d太長..有d就太著眼...!!!所以我亦都決定...以下既人物名字..將會修改..!!
"紅紅" 以後將會改為..."阿sa"；
"婷婷" 以後將會改為..."阿嬌"；
"車厘子" 以後將會改為..."雞包仔"；
"魔鬼大少" 以後將會改為.."黑椒"；
"西門" 以後就將會改為..."阿moon"；
"太陽伯伯" 以後將伯改為.."養陰丸"(好似太陽咁溫暖)；
而"藩茄"..亦都會改為..."計數機"...而其餘既人物名字係不會變動
好啦...!!!我地開始今日既古仔啦..!!!
今日係"簡介會"既大日子...咁當然...對於"魔鬼"黎講..!!就會比較緊張啦..話哂..都係同d大機構一齊合作呀..!!反而"阿moon"就繼續佢咩都唔理既作風..!!!激到"黑椒"佢地死死吓..!!或者.."阿moon"覺得..都唔會再有合作既機會架啦..!!我努唔努力..情況都無一樣..!!!反而"軟綿綿"就好擔心啦..!!因為佢都唔想去呢d地方...!!不過..好彩..最後..佢都係唔需要去
..!!
到左放工..好開心呀.."養陰丸"請我同"軟綿綿"食.."街邊小食"呀..!!!咁講..鬼叫佢琴日認承左我咩..!!佢當然要守諾言啦..!!!!yeah...yeah.....
"紅門事件簿"
"紅門事件簿"真係峰迴路轉呀..!!!"紅紅"居然..同"西門"講...話自己要去"袋鼠城"到移民....兩年!!佢叫"西門"自己多d返黎..睇吓盤生意.....!!!但係..就無話.."拆伙"...!!!而"西門"係唔明呀..定詐傻呢..!!!佢居然問"紅紅"..咁你會唔會..響果邊都可以..繼續...做架..!!!
唉...聽到佢地呢段對答...真係..火都黎埋呀..!!!天呀...!!!講果個又白痴...答果個又低能..!!!咩事呀...!點解做野唔可以爽快d呢..!!為咩要拖拖拉拉呢...!!!大家都係成年人啦..!!!
其實..最慘係"軟綿綿"..!!佢地兩個響到拖拉既同時..有無唸吓..佢地既員工..響到好迷惘佢既前途問題呀..!!所以呢.."軟綿綿"都同"紅紅"講..唔該佢..去完馬拉之後..好清清楚楚咁同"西門"再講過..!!!唔好再講d唔講d..!!!thx..!!
不過..聽日就係.."機械人比賽"簡介會..啦..!!雖然.."西門"有返黎...幾個....字..!!!但好似又無咩做過咁..!!而阿"大魔鬼"呢..!!佢就反而重緊張過佢..!!唉..阿伯..你年紀大啦...放鬆d..!!唔係..好易有心臟病架..!!
女麻 女麻 生忌
今日..係我"女麻女麻"既生忌..!!!所以一早就起身...!!!跟住..就響官塘個街市到等..!!!食完野..跟住就去買野..!!!而我就約左"型仔"響.."玄圓學院"等..!!!講開又講.."型仔"佢都係第一次去拜我d..去世既屋企人..!!!去到荃灣..都成12點幾..!!!經過..我地簡單既拜祭...咁我又簡單咁介紹過我屋企人...!!!包括..我"女麻女麻"啦...我Daddy啦..我阿爺啦..咁!!我地就走o勒..!!!
咁我同"型仔"咪返入屯門先羅..!!!返到去..陪佢食晏..!!跟住就上左佢屋企o勒..!!!同佢睇左套"精武家庭"...套戲基本上都幾好睇..!!!打得都唔錯..!!不過..睇到"阿嬌"救"黃秋生"果幕..!!!我就忍唔住啦..!!好得意架..!!!每一次睇到d"父女"場面既戲..!!我都會忍唔住..喊..!!
"daddy..我好掛住你..呀..!!"
睇完套戲..我地就訓左覺啦..!!!實在太眼訓啦..!!!到左六點幾...."型仔"就同我一齊去左"將軍澳"到食飯..!!!我以為..我地成八點先去到會遲啦...!!估唔到..最遲既..都唔係我地..!!係.."魔鬼大少"同"紅紅"..!!
禮拜六...無哂節目..!!!
今日..係"彈性上班日"..成班同事...嚇鬼得我呀...!!!倒屎咁早就返到黎啦...!!禮拜六要返FULL DAY呀..!!!唔人道..!!!
唉...呢間公司越黎越少放星期六啦..!!!越扣越多..!!!
今日..整體黎講..只可以用哂一個字黎形容.....係...."悶"..!!!呢個嚴重既程度重要去到..."嘔"..添!!!再加上...琴晚...由點幾..睇埋套"見鬼10"..睇到兩點幾..!!!!可想知...悶 + 眼訓 = 無心機..!!!你話...邊有心機去做我枱面上既..."文件山"..呢..!!!
不過咁..話無心機o者..!!都唔係完全無既...!!!心血來潮起上黎...!!!放左我響公司養左大概五年既"兩棲小寶寶"...!!其實..要佢咁大咪既身軀...迫響個缸到...真係幾唔人道架..!!!公司d同事都叫我放生左佢..!!!等佢睇吓..呢個世界..係幾大....!!!唔駛佢做"井底之龜"..!!!但講真..養左佢咁耐..你話放就放咩...無感情架..!!!你知啦...佢一響都有我照顧佢...比野佢食...幫佢換水...刷吓個殼...幫佢沖涼..!!!出到去..重邊有咁多服務呀..!!!又唔知佢出到去會唔會搵唔到野食喎...又唔知佢會唔會比"兩棲社團"蝦啦..又唔知佢會唔會學壞..變成一隻..飛龜仔..飛龜女..咁喎..!!如果佢係..女重死...比人攪大個肚..點算呀..!!!你知啦.."家計會"無幫龜做呢d服務架嗎..!!!所以呢..我點捨得放生佢呢..!!!
至於返到屋企...就睇左套.."son of the mark"..!!但好悶羅...!!!唔好睇...!!!一d都唔覺得好笑..!!!重有d覺得佢係..搵戲黎做...!!!
彈性上班警告...已經生效..!!
自從出左"通告"之後..!!!嘩....一班懶精..居然..倒屎咁早就返到黎..!!!連平日最......遲果個"波核屎"都鬼死咁早..!!!唔通..佢地真係以為有五百蚊..獎勵..!!!成年人啦..重咁天真..!!!
至於今日..我地大概既話題..都無講緊.."紅紅"同"西門"折伙事件..!!!都幾嚴重架..!!因為會影響.."軟綿綿"架嗎..!!!攪到佢去留..都唔知點..!!都幾煩架..!!!
唉....!!!算把啦..!!
好悶呀..!!!
今日真無悶到死呀..!!!!個天又成鬼日都落雨..!!!攪到心情..又無哂..!!
今日.."紅紅"好似會同"西門"講..拆伙喎..唔知係唔係..呢..!!!好緊張呀..!!!
今晚..我就約左"小寶寶"同佢阿頭去左做GYM啦..!!!順便..去"新朱城"到..羅返兩張.."發達通"貼紙..!!!都幾靚架..!!!重好鬼死得意添..!!!哈..哈..!!咁跟住咪落左"老虎岩"到等佢地黎羅..!!!真係..等到發"毛"呀..!!!不過咁..鬼叫佢地..又真係..咁忙咩..!!!算啦..!!
做完GYM..咁咪返屋企羅..!!!我跟住就拿拿聲整"黑椒雞扒炒意"..!!咁唸住..聽日羅返公司..比"軟綿綿"同"太陽伯伯"一齊食嗎..!!最衰啦.."蕃茄"又話唔食..隔夜..食物..!!如果唔係..我都會炒多少少..比佢架嗎..!!!算啦..!!
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今日..整體黎講..都係..無咩事發生..!!!只係..唔知做咩事..無拿拿...!!!阿.."魔鬼大少"整左份..咩"彈性上班"通告...!!!通知吓..公司上上下下既.."懶精"..!!!本公司辦公時間..係九點至五點半..!!如果..唔知醒起身..或者..唔想起身返工..咁可以採用呢個.."多餘"既服務..!!又如果..大家..表現得好..四個月內連一分鐘都唔遲..既話...!!!咁本公司就會好..."大仁大義"咁...比五百大蚊..你..!!作為..獎勵..!!!你話...真係幾咁"感動"..呢......!!!!
而今晚呢..我就要同.."車厘子"、"寶蓮燈"一齊去.."紅磡大酒店"...!!因為"4G"果D有個姑姐...唔響樹..!!所以咪去羅..!!因為..未去住..所以我就同"寶蓮燈"先去左九龍灣..順便..問返.."斜啤袋"間野..羅返張單嗎..!!!撞鬼佢..張單..都已經準備好啦..!!又唔CALL我去羅..!!!咁跟住咪..再返官塘..等"慢世魔后車厘子"..然之後..搭的士..一齊去羅..!!
去到"大酒店"...!!上到去..嘩..!!好冷清..但果到D人就好似"聚會"咁..!!!三姑..就會同六婆..八卦啦..!!!張三..同李四..又講吓自己D仔女啦..!!!總之..就唔似係因為個"主人家"而黎啦..!!
古怪..!!!
Davies...生日快樂..!!!
今日係我...個情人"型仔"..既生日..!!首先...祝佢生日快樂
..事事順利..同身體健康啦..!!!
亦都係因為咁..所以..我琴日..就特登整左個"雲石brithday cake"..比佢食..!!
哈..!!今次由於太趕啦..!!!所以比起上一次..就差少少..!!!出年我會整個好樣d架啦..!!!希望唔好介意啦..!!
"型仔"就因為..生日..所以放假..!!!而佢就響我放工既時候黎接我去食飯..!!!嘩..趕到我呀..!!!放工都重未趕起d野..所以要佢等多我20分鐘..!!!真係唔好意思啦..!!!
我地今晚呢..就去左.."九龍城"到食飯...!!!係食"上海菜"..!!我地叫左個二人套餐..!!!嘩..多野食到呀..又大碟喎..!!!有.."酸辣湯"..."雞絲粉皮"..."四川西蘭花炒煙肉".."賽旁蚧"...重有"小籠包"...!!!樣樣野都好味架..但係實在太飽啦..!!我地好多野都食唔哂..!!!真係浪費呀..!!
食完野..咁咪去左....."行街街"羅..!!!!今年..我送左一份好o岩佢用既野比佢..係"澳禪叔叔"...!!佢好鐘意呀..!!!佢亦都好感動呀..!!!買呢份禮物..又一舉兩得...一來..佢可以晚晚..按摩完先訓..!!!二來..我又可以羅去..減肥喎..!!!哈..你話幾好呢..!!
深圳世界之窗及太空大咪作物園 - 行到腳斷之旅
可能琴晚同.."軟綿綿"傾電話..傾得太夜啦..!!嘩..今朝起身真係...暈暈地呀..!!
因為認承左"4G"、"朱媽媽"、"車里子"佢地上深圳...但係..就要..8點鐘..響官塘等羅..!!嘩...!!6點我就要起身啦..!!!咁之後"車里子"就揸車去"上水站"..然之後..我地就搭火車去.."羅湖"..!!但過關好煩呀..!!!比香港個海關...羅住張ID CARD對住我..睇完又睇..!!重問我叫名添呀..!!!跟住..深圳個海關亦都係一樣..重叫我除左個眼鏡比佢睇添..!!!死啦..唔通.個樣殘得咁緊要..!!!殘到連原本個樣都變埋..!!!定係..我比人換左個樣呢...FACE OFF..!!!好驚呀..!!!
順利通過左海關之後..我地一行四人..就開始第一個行程O勒..!!我地先先就搭吓"深圳地鐵"..!!!由"羅湖"去"世界之窗"..!!由頭站搭到尾站..全程車費都只係五大蚊..!!!超平呀..!!我地一去到就拿拿聲買飛..但係就要120蚊羅..!!!太貴啦..!!因為果到淨係睇景...好多野..又要再比錢..!!我地去左好多地邊呀..有水城..威尼斯啦..!!!又去羅馬..巴黎...澳洲..埃及..連尼亞拉瓜大瀑布..都去埋..!!!雖然..好多野睇..但在30度既氣溫底下...或者.我可能唔夠訓啦..!!!所以..行行吓..真係有D想暈呀..!!!
咁之後..我地就搭地鐵..返返去.."車公廟站"果到附近搵地方食野啦..!!!食完野之後..我地就搭"的士"去我地既第二個行程o勒..!!
就係去"太空作物園"..!!但個的士司機又唔知道響邊樹..咁咪為有響附近落車啦...!!咁一路行..一路去問人羅..!!!終於...."王天不負有心人"..我地終於去到啦..!!但..果到既外型..唔係我想像咁羅..!!同一個好普通既農場..差唔多..!!!買左飛入場之後..咁我地就去啦..!!一開始..我地就睇吓外面既..植物先..!!!然之後..戲肉就響"太空溫室"啦..!!!當我地一入到去..!!!嘩...........!!!!嘩........!!!好大呀...樣樣都好大呀....!!!有"大咪矮瓜"..."大咪紅椒"..."超巨合掌瓜".."勁長胡蘆瓜"....重有"超級無敵大咪南瓜"..連隻蟻都大咪過人架..!!!!總之一字講哂.......大..!!!真係好得意架..!!我重響走果時...買左兩個"超小型白南瓜"..!!送比"紅紅"同"型仔"..!!咁..呢個行程..就完滿結束o勒..!!不過..響呢樹走都幾慘呀..!!我地哂住咁行..!!行到隻野咁..!!!先搵到一部的士咋..!!!
喪熱..海浪公園一天遊..!!!
今日超高興呀...!!!興奮既指數...介乎爆錶呀..!!!而氣溫..亦都係喪爆既..(我唸有28-30度)..!!
我呢隻"傻鴨"就同左"型仔"去左"海浪公園"到玩呀..!!我地約左十點到響"金鐘"等..!!!跟住呢..就去左食早餐..然之後..我地就揸車入去..!!!
嘩..真係估佢唔好..!!原來"海浪公園"..都真係可以咁多人架..!!!除左本地人之外..重有d係外藉人...包括..有"鬼"啦..有"咖哩人"啦...最多既呢..就係"自由居民大團人"o勒..!!點解會係大團人呢..!!佢地真係..一團團咁黎架..!!!有哂旗仔做標記架..!!!除此之外..佢地亦都好有"田園風味"...經過佢地身邊..永遠都有一股...青草溝牛糞味!!!相當"特別"..!!
我地去到..就去左"阿媽信..3D"...!!果到係..熱帶雨森喎..!!跟住..我地咪去搭.."纜車"去另一邊玩羅..!!去到之後..我地就"越礦飛車"啦...!!!原來.."型仔"佢係未玩過架..!!所以我都幾叻架..!!我響三四年前..玩過啦..!!咁之後我地就去玩呢個濕身"滑浪飛船"..啦..!!!無料到"過山車"啦..!!跟住就係"鯊魚館"同"海洋館"...!!!響"海洋館"好開心架..!!!睇到好多...好得意既深海大魚...!!!重有呀...見到我最愛既"海龜先生"...!!重係超大果隻呀..!!!好野..!!重睇埋海洋劇場添呀..!!不過..無左殺人鯨表演..就好似差少少咁...!!!睇完之後..唸住...搭返纜車返去啦..!!點知...纜車站果條隊排到水蛇春咁長既..!!!簡直令人...沮喪呀..!!好彩...有條曙光..響前面射出黎...!!!條曙光重寫住.."免費穿梭巴士"直達正門..!!嘩..我地重唔雞咁腳...行去搭咩..!!雖然..要穿越好多"田園居民"...!!!但好過..等..纜車呀..!!!上到車....哂....!!!!正呀...!!!好爽呀...!!!
返到正門..我地咪羅車走人羅..!!!又無睇到"安安"同"佳佳"啦...!!!算啦...!!!
今晚..我屋企呢就"啤啤超"...!!!!但"型仔"唔去呀...一來佢聽日要返工啦..二來今日"aunt"自己一個人咋..所以佢就返屋企羅..!!!咁呢..本來唸住約埋.."大爬地"一齊返黎屋企啦...!!!點鬼知..打極比佢都係留言..!!所以...我決定唔等啦...!!!我自己返屋企先啦..!!
"型仔"...今日好開心呀..!!!
不明朗..天氣..!!
今日終於都見到個太陽啦.....!!!真令人高興呀..!!但可惜呀..!!太短暫啦..!!!好快..又無左!!!今日好忙呀..!!!因為要整理返....中、小學既資料...!!!本來一早就要整架啦..!!!但實在太多外來野做啦..!!攪到以家先可以整...!!但...真係估唔到..!!由2002年到2004年...兩年之嘛..!!!好多小學都由半日轉做全日..!!!有d學校..一轉..就連個名都轉埋..!!!嘩..睇果疊資料..真係睇死人啦..!!
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到左下晏..又有新書返啦..!!雖然..唔係要整好多..但都足夠令我...死啦..!!!
今日"軟綿綿"好慘呀..!!!佢老細.."西門慶"羅..!!!係咁響到問"紅紅"..做咩又要買咁多工具..又問做咩..要咁多隻"機械人"....係咁問.....問.......問........!!!後尾.."軟綿綿"都頂唔順啦..!!!直接走去同.."西門慶"講...!!!"軟綿綿"重要發哂火咁..!!!"西門慶"先至...唔敢再咁多野講哂..!!!其實.."西門慶"又係既...好心啦..!!如果你想間公司好..你係咪應該返吓黎..!!睇睇呢...!!!想分錢..都應該出吓力啦...!!淨係得把口....有咩用o者..!!!
多謝.....olive..!!!
今日其實都無咩...!!特別事..呢"太陽伯伯"啦...我琴晚都叫佢..去睇吓醫生架啦...佢又唔去...攪到今日呢.."咩"左隻雞蛋響隻腳到o勒...!!為咩呢...!!!
"魔鬼大少"...佢今日又黎攪我啦...!!!!佢好似冤鬼咁....!!!唉.....魔鬼先生..你唔好玩啦..我受夠啦...!!!係唔好今日呢樣..聽日果樣啦...!!!好煩呀..你..
我今日好開心呀...!!!!當然..好多謝..olive..佢教識左我好多...html..既野呀..!!!呢d野..係我從來都無用架..!!!雖然..有好多錯滴百出既野...!!!但都好多謝佢..咁有耐性咁響..msn到教我..!!!
真係好多你呀...."達嫂"....
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今日...唔知點解呢..!!成個人都好似好"蚊"咁!!!攪到"朱媽媽"到我講野...都唔敢呀..!!!你知啦..當一個人無心機既時間..!!!你重去煩...!!人類..就會響呢個時候....駛出果種由心而發既"悔氣神功"...!!一句"悔氣心經"...係可以震碎任何人既自尊心....!!!
但..又奇怪喎...!!!到左下晝..個心情又好少少喎..!!!"女人"..真係一種奇怪既動物..!!!連我自己都有d驚呀...!!
放左工之後..我就同"軟綿綿"一齊..去左"望角中心"...行街街..!!!同佢一齊都可以幾痴線架...!!!真係唔知點解喎...同佢一齊..係可以好...嘈....好多野講..."吱吱喳喳"..咁..都幾似...街市架..!!!但好鬼死開心架...!!!咩都講一餐....哈...哈..!!!到搭巴士果陣....又可以講好多...以前既野..!!!佢同我..有d野幾似架..!!!哈..^^
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好開心呀..!!!個"樂園"開幕啦...!!!咁我當然要寫返低d野啦...!!撞鬼...居然成日都響樹落雨..!!!唔開心哂啦..又...!!!今日真係好平靜...平靜到...好眼訓...!!!好彩..搵到"朱媽媽"既.."雀籠三變一"咖啡..點知...飲落..!!原來係過期...所以...越飲越眼訓!!!真係驚呀...!!!
放左工之後..我就去左做gym啦...!!!約埋"小寶寶"同佢阿頭一齊去....!!!!"小寶寶"就約左佢條佬"高達"..!!!咁我就同佢阿頭去做羅...!!!!嘩..佢就要上教練堂..!!!而我呢..就自己玩其他野啦..!!!我玩到九點半先走..!!!返到屋企都成十點幾啦..!!攪到"型仔"打鑼咁搵我...!!!!真係唔好意思o勒..!!
p.s. 講起"小寶寶"..佢就好笑o勒..!!!我地..坐低左飲野...點知..."小寶寶"個..電話就響o勒..!!笑位..就響呢樹o勒..!!!佢一開口就.."喂...X興"...!!我同佢阿頭笑到...碌地..!!!一個咁努力既員工...試問..去邊樹可以搵呢..!!!!佢公司真係執到"寶"呀..!!!哈..
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HI..HI...!!!今日真係鬼整羅..!!!無拿拿...落雨....重落到"餃子"咁緊要..!!!攪到成個人無哂心情...!!!無呀....今日都係咁啦...!!!亦都無咩特別事呀...!!!只係"太陽叔叔"又要返大陸羅...!!唉..!!!佢就最憎架啦..!!!為咩事上去...??咪因為...上面公司要...整機羅...!!!其實..都幾煩架...!!!上面真係...倒瀉屎..都關我地事架啦..!!!
放左工之後..咪同"軟綿綿"一齊搭車羅...!!!因為佢好難得可以準時放工嗎..!!!點知..落到樓下先知道...重落緊雨喎....!!!咁我同佢咪一把"un啤啦",,,兩份用羅...!!最慘就係..."去到官中嗅渠"...居然無車喎..!!!唉..我地咪又......行返去後街羅...!!!!越行就越大雨...!!!都唔知攪咩...!!!上到車啦..條褲都濕左一半...!!!唉............!!!!!聽日重會係咁落呀..!!!!無品.......!!
母親..節...!!!
Hi....HI...!!!!
今日係" 母親節 "....!!!!各位....母親......快樂...!!!!身體健康...!!!!
今日...本來同"型仔"唸住去"南丫島"架嗎...!!!!頂.....落雨..落到倒水咁....!!!!太過份啦....!!!攪到又無得去玩.....!!!黑人憎....!!!!咁無啦...咪返屋企睇電視羅....!!!然之後..到左五點幾六點...就去左....西貢買糖水o勒....!!!!咁"媽打地"嗎.....!!!!雖然..我無"媽打"..但唸住買d糖水去孝敬下我姑姐啦....!!!!應下節嗎...!!!哈..哈...!!!
去到西貢都好多人呀...!!!我地先先去左食"泰個雞河粉".....跟住就再去"柯畸便便店"到買...軟雪糕...!!!!太滿足啦....!!!!咁我地行左陣之後..咪去左"悶記"到...買..."楊朱金路"、"果王布甸"..."命高班激"...而"型仔"呢....佢就食..."黑紅"...!!!而今晚呢...我地就響屋企食飯....!!!
我有時會覺得"魔鬼大少"知唔知陋架....!!!!琴日走去問佢阿媽.."你地聽晚有無飯食呀..!!!"....我心唸...唔係呱...!!! 飯...你阿媽日日都有得食啦...!!!你唔係應該講..."我聽晚同你食飯呀..!!!"..咁咩..!!!撞鬼...!!!我都唔明...!!!點解...佢會係咁既...食餐飯之嘛....好難為佢咩...!!!!
出糧 x 出血 = 食穀種
HI...HI....!!!!今日真係開心啦.....!!!無左咁多個星期六.....都無"半日先"...!!!今日終於都放啦...!!真係令人興奮....(全公司上上下下都鼓掌...)但都有d小插管架..!!!事原今日我收到風..."老魔鬼"要炒阿"T小姐"...咩原因...!!!鬼叫佢得罰左...."車里子"咩...!!!無法啦...!!!"魔鬼大少"..響淋放工之前..重要叫我呢個"庶務二課"..做埋.."實Q"....睇住佢走...我先至有得走...!!!好心啦....話驚"T小姐"會羅公司D野走同羅D客資料喎...!!!!你估你地公司真係大集團....單單生意幾百億咩...你估你真係"李嘉誠"..呀..!!!
我今日就約左"易碧架"...去"零售批發站"...!!!佢個衰婆..我未到之前..佢已經買左個袋啦...!!!有時候.我真係懷疑..佢係咪有"購買手袋症"....!!!!佢買袋既次數...真係多過我去廁所呀..!!!我驚佢遲早會響報紙睇到頭條..."一名精神病患者....被袋山...壓屎"...( TOUCH WOOD ^ ^ )佢再咁買發法....真係不得了啦!!!但我又發現...呢個"零售批發站"都有個..特點...就係......."店主"..o勒..!!!如果..佢地係只限批發呢..你入到佢地到...佢地只係會響到食飯...煲煙...睇八卦雜誌...!!完全當你透明...!!!但如果佢係零售咩...情況就完全相反....真係好似劉華企響佢地隔離咁...!!!!幾鬼異...!!!我地去完呢個人多車多既..."零售批發站"之後...我地就再殺落去..."望角"o勒....!!!黎個小"high tea"..之後...!!!我地就去左"望角中心"...呢到又同果處又唔同o勒....!!!"零售批發站"就好多"女人..."呢到好多..."老人精"....呢十幾歲...著到成廿幾到尾果隻呀...!!!撞鬼...!!!我地行到六點幾....真係唔得啦...!!!再行..我要入院..啦...!!!因為隻腳仔斷啦...!!!咁就為有...搭呢個.."長途巴"..返屋企啦..!!!出糧日....出血日..!!!死啦..!!
聽日亦都係"媽打地"...雖然..呢個節日..我無份過...!!!不過...我都會響呢到祝所有我識得既朋友......既母親或者已經做人地母親既朋友...."母親節快樂..!!!"..重有我d姑姐啦.....祝佢地都快樂啦..!!!
搵苯汽水機
HI....HI...!!!!清閑.....十分清閑.....!!!!(唱哂歌咁..!!)
今朝早就慘啦....訓到死左咁...!!!比阿"車里子"一個電話打黎.."起身啦...你重訓緊架..!!!"當堂清醒哂..!!!重以為..係"型仔"打比我添...!!!chur.....佢又試掛住做野啦...或者..忙緊啦..所以又唔記得打比我啦..!!!算數..!!!!我返到公司都九點三啦...!!!!咪拿拿聲開工羅..!!!!咁要..print 定d lable寄書嗎..!!!所以咪過去"雪山24室"羅...!!!點知.."朱媽媽"..又要出去喎...!!!!阿速遞先生又唔生性....明明玻璃門都掛左牌啦..!!!都係要"咁"個門鐘....!!!攪到阿"車里子"又試發哂癲咁...!!!!!麻叉煩....!!!!
呢..我都話..魔鬼四人組..最鐘意執d垃圾返黎架啦...!!!!我琴日講完..呢..又黎啦..!!!"魔鬼大少"..又用左大拿拿...五仟幾....買個...."搵苯汽水機"返黎啦...!!!!要入錢果重呀...!!!重唔係搵笨..!!!重同我講"嘩..!!!好得意架....!!!入錢就有汽水嘔出黎架啦..!!!"...發神經咩....你比錢我..我都會嘔汽水...重會嘔血添...!!!你話...!!!!真係再對住佢呀...!!!青山又多一名住客呀.......!!@~~@...!!!
今日..我響...msn到見到"o lee 庫"....因為我知道...佢嬲左"絕重動物"...!!!所以咪....了解下咩情況羅..!!!聽完"o lee 庫"....講完之後....我都真係要響呢個"忘憂集"到鬧下佢...!!!!"絕重動物"先生...你知唔知道咩"身在福中不知福"呀..!!!呢個世界重有大把人唔想屎架...!!!你以為...講下笑..好好玩...!!!但對於愛你既人..人一重折磨....!!!!如果..你真係要死..我唔阻你...我會準備定..d用具比你....!!!你自己亦都可以有得選擇......選擇....點屎呀....!!!!你自己好好返醒下啦.....!!!!講完...!!
好野....無驚無險.....!!!!放工時間又到o勒..!!!!放左工好忙呀...!!因為我要去九龍灣..整返個"斜啤袋"嘛..!!!今次又係同上次一樣...響到問長問短....查家宅咁...!!!我整袋咋....問米..睇相..咩..!!!重衰到....話print張單比我..又話無藍色紙...又話無白色紙.....玩咩..!!!我咪問佢羅.."咁點呀..我又要羅返走呀..!!!"佢即刻好唔好意思咁..."哦..哦..哦...唔係....我寫返低你d資料....遲d print左...就call你黎羅啦..!!!"唉..又要再黎...!!!!所以呢..我決定..整好左之後...我就將個袋放響"博物館"....!!!只作展覽...但只係作私人展覽....不作公眾人士參觀..!!!咁跟住咪搭車落去將軍澳...羅....份生日禮物啦....!!!咁下個星期就係.."型仔"..生日嘛...!!!我呢份禮物....好實用架...!!!!不過..唔知佢會有咩反應呢..!!!^o^.....好緊張呀..!!!
好開心啦..聽日星期六..放半晝....!!!!又可以約...我老死..."易碧架"..!!去街o勒..!!!yeah....!!!! ^ 0 ^
春季..清倉...係玩野..!!!
HI..HI...!!!今日就辛苦羅....!!!!本來..今日應該可以...好清閑架...!!!但硬係就有d意外比你驚喜下...!!!!"朱媽媽"只係唸住...去倉執返書架d書之嘛....!!!"車里子"一句..."積呢板比我睇下....!!"....!!!唉.......最後..就演變成......"春季清倉真玩野"........!!!!天呀....咩樹呀...!!!!雖然...清倉..呢一環...係難唔到我地..."庶務二課"...!!!!!!但最慘就係...."魔鬼四人組"就最鐘意執d"垃圾"返黎.....呢個"魔術倉"到!!!!執到最後...無地方比佢地擺o勒...!!!就會賴我地周圍擺....!!!!尤其阿"車里子"就最多野講...."我就最憎..你地咁架o勒...d野就周圍擺....又唔歸一.....呢到一d又果到一d....!!!"(刪下一億字)...!!!!禪院鐘聲又響起啦...!!!!!
好彩...以我地果對機械手...終於可以響放工之前....將原本係一個"垃圾場"...搖身一變....變返一個....."清倉".!!!!但成個人呢就"笠"哂...!!!重想去整返個"斜啤袋"喎...聽日啦..!!!
返到去"北極1號室".....阿"車里子"問我整好份"債主名單"未...!!!咁我係一個醒目女...!!!呢d野當然一早...就做好...啦....!!!!錢喎....!!!!不過..."車里子"重低死...佢重話.."唉..早d比佢地..等佢地今晚果餐豐富d啦......!!!" 我心唸....."想我地豐富d....早d出糧啦....!!!玩野........!!!"
阿"軟錦錦"重慘.........比"紅紅"出賣.....做左人質....!!!因為今日阿"思覺失調"返黎羅支票嗎...!!!事關"紅紅"比左碟"炒尤魚"佢食嗎...!!!咪費事響到羅...!!!我真係覺得"軟錦錦"個人生安全都幾有問題架...!!!你知啦..."思覺失調"喎.......!!點知佢上到黎公司..會對佢點架....!!!!無左份工殺人都似....!!!
靈異...斜啤袋...事件..!!!
HI...HI...!!!!一早去搭車..."朱媽媽"就打比我o勒....!!!!!但佢果把爛聲呀...!!!!幾鬼巫婆呀...!!!!嚇得我..!!!!佢咁既聲....重問我"食唔食魚柳包呀.....買一送一呀..!!"...唔係呱..把聲咁樣..重食咩鬼呀...!!!!!算把啦..!!!
今日實在太............太無聊啦..!!!!雖然係有d野做...但係唔知點解....就硬係唔想做..!!!!至於我同事"太陽伯伯"...佢就忙啦...!!!係咁走黎走去......吸冷氣羅.!!!! 鬼咩..."13號溫室"果邊個冷氣機壞左嗎....!!!!所以咪可以乘機周圍走....!!!!! ^o^
終於..都到左放工既時間啦....!!!!!!yeah......鼓掌...!!!!我就同"軟綿綿"一齊去左官塘區較為高級既apm到行..............."桔朱島"超級市場....!!!!其實我同"軟綿綿"成日都會響將軍澳果間行架啦..!!!本來係無咩特別....但勝在...."新屎坑...三日香"....!!!連擺到冷哂既麵包..我地都覺得..特別好食既...!!!不過咁..果到d野..係好似新鮮d既...!!!或者..新開啦....!!!!
因為"軟綿綿"約左家姐...咁我地就分手啦...!!!!咁我咪去返.."官中嗅渠"到等車羅...!!!等鬼死咁耐都未到...咪為有再返去公司後街等羅....!!!!!響呢個時候....意外...就咁發生左o勒..!!!!行行下...個斜咩袋突然"拍"一聲....斷左喎.....!!!!好彩..身手敏捷...一手攬住....!!!!見到有車喎..咪拿拿淋上車啦....!!!!!點知有無比人見到....超樣衰嗎...!!!!
不過...講開又真係又講.....!!!我到投訴下..呢個"un啤啦"logo既袋...佢點攪架....!!!之前又係咁爛...整好一個月多...又再爛....!!!!玩咩....!!!!撞鬼佢羅....!!!!車錢都比埋佢啦...!!!!
係喎...今晚.."車里子"同"紅紅"響"怪獸城"返啦...!!!!佢地又大把野講架啦.....!!!!成間屋.....由寧靜既示範單位......突然變成...."彿堂"啦...!!!!!!!啦......呀....哦......咩....tall....!!!.......@__@
