機械人比賽...後傳..!!
今日終於係比賽既日子啦..!!!琴晚攪到兩點幾..先返屋企..!!!今朝就神咁早..六點幾七點就要起身..!!一早..阿"黑椒"就打電話黎..鬧人啦..!!話我地做咩重唔出門口..!!!
去到場地..就拿拿聲將所有野..搬哂出去門口..因為要做登記嗎..!!點知...做登記既時間又緊迫..!!!人又多...!!!攪到好亂呀..!!!之後..響觀眾席上面d人又唔多守規...!!!叫佢地唔好影相..又係要影..!!叫佢地唔好用DV..又係要用..!!!我重要同個阿SIR去理論...!!!真係..都唔明D阿SIR點樣去教學生呀..自己都唔守規矩..!!之後.."黑椒"又出黎..佢同我講...叫我搬D電(電池)入去..因為無電..咁我咪搬羅..!!點知行唔夠兩步..佢擰轉面..就話.."做咩呀..我唔係叫係搬電呀..我係叫你去換足球果D電呀..!!"我咪話返佢羅.."係你叫我搬架..!!"佢跟住就話自己講錯..!!!好啦..我唔理佢啦..咪入去羅..點鬼知..換咩O者..!!都無野換...!!!玩咩...!!之後..又論到"計數機"果邊出事O勒..!!!個計分出現左問題喎..!!攪到佢..又要將之前果百幾場賽事..又要重新要點過...!!!攪到佢火滾呀..!!!好彩..最後..都計好咋..!!!咁唔知十四強定十六強出左啦..!!咪可以收咁D枱呀..咁啦..!!!點知我收收下.."黑椒"又突然拉住我..好大聲咁話"做咩收哂D波呀...個比賽未完架..!!!"嘩..我當堂火都黎埋...我咪鬧返佢羅..."我邊有收過D波呀...!!!"佢又死死地氣咁話.."呀..唔係..唔係..我唔係話你..!!"跟住..我咪一圈火咁走去..問邊個收左D波呀..我之前已經突登留左幾個響到架啦..!!!居然無人答我...嬲到我呀..!!我之後..咪走左出門口...終於都忍唔住..谷左D眼淚出黎羅..!!!好啦..最後..個比賽都終於完O勒..!!!咁開始真真正正去執野..交返個場比人地羅..!!我同.."計數機"搬搬下個台板..點知佢比D地毯"CAKE一CAKE"..成個人就訓響地O勒..!!!嚇死我呀..!!!又唔知佢有無事喎..!!!雖然無咩大件事..但都整親隻腳...!!點鬼知.."黑椒"重要話..嘩..佢咁樣CAKE一CAKE...整到個地下爛左呀..!!我心唸...唔係呱..唔通..個地下重緊要個個人隻腳..!!!你係咪人呀..!!!你係咪變態架..!!!之後.."青年爸爸"又比D鐵枝..整親個頭..!!!我尾..我叫佢地走..唔好響到...等佢地自己返去..自己搬...費事佢地做好心..重要比人指指點點..!!響車到"朱媽媽"重好唔識做咁話..係咁架啦..!!實會撞親架啦..(因為之前.."雞包仔"話佢地做咩走哂..!!)咁我咪即刻..怒"BEAR"佢..示意叫佢收聲羅..!!!返到去...佢地當然係搬到隻野咁啦..!!阿"黑椒"重醒...搬左少少就走左啦..!!!咪又留返D手尾比我地羅...!!!幾高明呀..!!!最後..都攪到成十點先..出去食飯..!!
總之..今次呢個比賽....就麻Q煩啦..!!
機械人比賽..前傳 !!!
成個禮拜都無寫呢個日記..唔係因為我懶呀..而係..根本就無時間去打...!!!因為..要攪個機械人比賽羅..!!由星期一開始...就唔可以咁早走啦..!!我都唔明..明知道..呢個禮拜就係架啦...!!魔鬼家族..重可以咩都唔整...我一開始就幫佢地整個pass...!!print左出黎..又要cut..又要入膠套...!!!中途..又壞機..又print唔到..所以都幾浪費時間架..!!咁當然..就唔只我一個咁辛苦啦..!!!"超人"都幾傷架...!!!cut野果時..整親隻手...重攪到流血不止..!!!而"養陰丸"同"計數機"都好好人架...!!!佢地都有留響到陪我地架(因為本身佢地一個要返學..一個約左人)...!!!而"軟綿綿"同我大多數都係做...print野..同cut野...既工作...!!到左29號...就要去set場啦..!!!我地個個都搬到大汗疊細汗...!!d足球場又大喎...d木板又重喎..!!又唔夠車仔用喎...所以都要搬幾轉架..!!!阿"黑椒"個rundown又寫得唔清唔楚...!!!明明..前幾日開會話..邊個做咩野..!!去到果日..又唔係..果樣..!!佢就咩都唔去做..淨係識我指指點點...!!!又話呢個做唔到..果個做唔到..!!!問佢有咩要整啦...!!又唔理你..!!!但見你做其他野呢..又話你唔係負責呢樣...!!!我頂..玩咩...!!!到左最後..先至發現...場刊..有錯喎..!!!咪又要..第一時間去做修正既工作羅...!!係要將第一頁..撕左出黎..!!!但都未攪哂呀..因為個場要收啦..!!!咁無法啦..咪去食野先羅..!!!食完野之後..就再返去公司..做埋d手尾..!!!
鴨son去..極速飄移..啦..!!!
撞鬼...今朝五點半去訓..十點鐘就要起身啦..!!因為約左"型仔"同"阿神"響apm到等..!!我見到"型仔"果時呀..!!都重好嬲架..!!但唔知點解..隔左陣之後呢..!!又嬲佢唔落喎...!!!不過..又咁講..佢見到我個倦樣...!!!咪又係..心痛..!!跟住..我地再join埋.."阿神"..我地跟住就去食野o勒..!!今日去睇我地去睇.."頭文字D"!!!雖然..我唔係好知道..套戲係講咩(因為我都無睇過漫畫)..!!!但總括黎講..係好睇..!!!黃秋生..同杜文澤....真係好野...!!!每次出場..都好好..笑..!!佢地d飄移又"正"喎..!!睇完戲之後..我同"型仔"就去左.."金魚街"..買魚仔...!!!但最後呢..魚仔就買唔到啦..!!!返而就買左"朱古力星"既海星.同埋"寄居蚧"..!!好靚架...!!!咁跟住..我地就返左入屯門o勒..!!!
嘩..去到佢屋企..食左腸粉之後..!!我就拿拿聲..走左去佢張床到訓o勒..!!我真係眼訓到呀...!!!成對眼..瞇成一條線咁呀..!!!至於今晚..就響佢屋企食飯..!!!咁至於未食飯..有d空檔..未去上下網羅..!!點知..睇到gustbook..有新留言喎..!!!估唔到"係型仔"呀..!!睇完佢個留言之後..我個心又完完全全咁..原諒佢啦..!!!
呢..以家係晚上九點零五分o勒..!!!"型仔"以家就響到"飄移"啦...(因為佢打緊GT4呀)!!!
小鴨鴨..去卡拉ok...篇..!!!
琴晚都可以早少少訓啦...!!!大概..三點啦...!!!但都係重未做哂d"電話繩"呀..!!咁就唸住今日做埋佢啦..!!今朝早遲左起身呀...!!!鬼咩...兩日加埋都係訓左五個鐘多d..!!!起身果時真係飄下飄下..!!!今日響公司..d大粒人員...去哂大陸呀..!!!所以...free到死呀...!!上晝就去print地址...!!到左下晏..咪開工...整"電話繩"羅..!!!不過..都好開心呀..有"養陰丸".."計數機"..同"寶蓮燈"...!!佢地一齊幫我做呀..!!!最後..重有"軟綿綿"添...!!真係多謝哂佢地呀..!!!不過.."軟綿綿"就慘d..!!因為..佢係放半日架嘛..點鬼知.."黑椒"要佢返黎開會喎...!!!掃哂興啦...!!!無哂心機啦..!!!
放左工之後..等埋"軟綿綿"開完會..我地就去左"九龍灣"..食野!!!跟住就返去官塘amp到唱k...!!!咁當然唔只得我同"軟綿綿"啦..重有"阿sa".."阿嬌"..."阿神".."蠔餅"..!!!哈..又估唔到喎.."阿嬌"唱歌又真係幾好聽架....!!!!真係睇佢唔出架..!!至於"阿神"..佢就簡直可以叫做"K迷"..佢係一個人霸住左一支..咪..!!!邊首歌都話佢得...!!!真係頂佢唔順呀..!!我地最後唱到成四點先走..嘩返到屋企都成五點啦..!!!死啦..聽日重要去..睇.."頭文字D"添架..!!!唔知..睇D"飄移"會唔會嘔呢..!!
至於..點解..我無提起.."型仔"..!!就係因為..佢話比我知..佢唔黎啦..佢話要整車唔黎啦...!!!我當其時..個心情真係....跌到落....谷底呀..!!果打把火呀..差D會燒哂成個"德福"呀...!!點解吖..!!...明明係自己提意話去...最後呢..又唔去...!!!咁就唔好咁快認承我啦..!!點解要比希望我喎...!!!憎死你呀..!!
最後..想響呢到講句.."多謝你呀...軟綿綿"..!!
熊貓鴨...特別任務(II)!!!
經過左琴晚既特別任務之後...我攪到五點鐘先去訓....!!!到左七點半...多d...就要起身...返工啦..!!!起身果時...真係少d意志都唔得呀...!!!簡直..眼訓到又暈....又覺得凍..!!!
返到公司...直頭係死咁既樣..!!重要打稿呀...!!!死唔死呀...係最眼訓既時候...做d咁既野..!!!help me....!!!不過咁...到左十點幾...!!!"阿sa"打比我...!!叫我同"阿嬌"一齊去送..佢地d"電話繩"..!!咁咪是但啦..或者..我有機會訓一訓呢...!!!點知....唉...簡直係惡夢既開始..."阿嬌"果手車..真係...完全係.."超級無敵勁秋喪遜爆"...開車又唔睇位...車又唔睇路牌...過線又行得慢....次次都把持不定...!!!我當其時係由相當"眼訓"....十五分鐘之後..變成相當"醒神"...!!!
今日放工...我提早左呀...!!因為要同"軟綿綿"一齊羅野去"教聯"比野"黑椒"佢地羅..!!咁我之後咪同"軟綿綿"去報名學"麵粉粘土"羅....跟住就去左"肥仔漫畫店"o勒..!!到左"阿sa"打比我..!!咪同佢地落左"金魚街"買魚仔羅....!!!
今晚...重係要繼續..."拆...扣..包"既特別任務...!!!!唔知..又幾早去訓呢...!!!
特別任務....!!
今日...又落雨啦...!!!煩死人啦...!!撞鬼..!!
今日食晏..又好滿足啦...!!!因為食左"豉椒斑腩炒河"呀...!!!yeah.....
放左工之後..就羅d同...個雞蛋花比"肥仔"....!!!好開心呀...又見到佢...!!!但聽佢講..uncle好似...唔係咁好...(即係..果頭近啦..!!)!!!排尿功能都係得兩乘咋..!!!所以...唔知呀..!!佢重好意思問我...如果有一日..真係..咩.....咁駛唔駛通知我(地)喎...!!嘩..大佬..點答你好呀...!!!
之後..我就去...join...埋"小寶寶"一齊去做gym啦..!!!嘩..佢個衰婆..個樣...殘到呀..!!!鬼咩..晚晚都成三點幾先去訓...!!!!唔變"小熊寶"有鬼啦...!!所以今次做gym..都係..做左半個鐘到...就唔得啦...!!!!唔係我唔得呀..係"小寶寶"唔得啦...!!所以咪..走羅...!!!咁我唸住搭巴士...返屋企..咁就同"小寶寶"一齊行啦...比我地經過"零食物語"喎...!!!嘩..不得了啦...咁就買左"韓式泡菜味 - 蝦條"..另外重買左..大盒.."麥餅"..!!!重係超"正"呀..!!!
咁搭車既時候..梗係打比"型仔"啦...!!!咁咪順便問佢..星期六點..係咪去卡拉ok羅...!!!點鬼知佢同我講...要去車房..整車喎...!!都唔知點...唉..!!都話架啦..唔希望就唔會失望..!!
咁返到屋企啦...!!!真係估唔到...!!!居然有d"特別任務"比我做..!!!真係撞鬼佢地..!!!做咩..???咪"阿sa"同"阿嬌"攪果"壇"野啦...!!!咩"電話繩"...!!!麻叉煩...(因為兩隻色既電話繩扣錯左公仔)又要拆又要扣公仔上去...又要再包...!!!要包一千條呀....!!!死梗啦...!!!又唔駛訓啦...!!!
清靜日..!!
今日...響公司好清靜...!!!大致上都無咩野係好趕...!!!或者..每一個月都係咁做...做到成個人都麻木哂啦..!!!又或者..根本個心都唔響到..!!
好開心呀..我今日終於食到"黑椒牛柳絲炒麵"啦..!!!好耐..好耐都無食過一d咁美味既美食啦..!!!太滿足啦..!!!哈...哈..!!到左下晝.."養陰丸"要打"魔鬼"比佢份稿..但佢d字實在太草啦...!!!所以.我就一路讀.."養陰丸"就一路打...!!!攪到好似...返學讀書咁...!!之後.我咪幫佢地"燒"碟羅...!!!好快就攪掂哂啦..!!
好快..就一個禮拜完啦...好想快d去到禮拜六..咁就可以去..卡拉ok啦..!!!唔知道.."型仔"係咪會得閑呢.!!如果佢又黎唔到...到時..就會好掃興架啦..!!!
又落雨啦..!!!
今日..又落大雨啦..!!!點解會咁架...!!!重要成個禮拜都落呀..!!!!無哂心機啦..!!!
今日估唔到喎..!!"雞包仔"同"朱媽媽"...上左大陸呀..!!!點解..無既..咪因為要上去...setup羅..!!!有展覽嗎..!!!最慘就係"朱媽媽"啦..!!無端端上去..!!!不過..最free都無我地啦...!!因為可以無王管嗎..!!!今日最好攪笑就係..."養陰丸"啦..!!!佢條友仔...成日都無記性...次次幫我整野..就次次都放底個電話..今次..我咪將佢個電話..收埋左響"跳跳虎"個鐵罐(平日係羅黎去展覽會用架..!!)到羅..!!我重將個電話轉做震機...就響都唔響下..!!!隔左一陣..佢就發現唔見o勒..!!咁佢咪周圍去搵羅..!!!佢重去做垃圾佬...!!!之後..又打電話比自己啦..!!又唔響喎..!!!搵黎搵去之後...佢見我樣衰衰咁...笑到爬響樹..!!!咪知我整估佢羅...!!!!
放工之後..我就同左"軟綿綿"去左"業發"到睇鞋..!!!因為"型仔"想我幫佢買波鞋(買多一對佢以家著緊果對)..!!但可惜啦..!!!無啦...!!!而其他呢..又唔知佢鐘唔鐘意喎...!!!唉..算啦..!!係咁架啦..想要既時候..就周圍都無...唔搵啦..唔要啦..就周街都係..!!!玩野..
去完之後..我地就行去碼頭搭車啦..真係"日頭唔好講人..夜晚唔好講鬼"呀..!!呢頭講"黑椒"之嘛..果頭就見到佢架車啦...!!!!撞鬼...
星期一...................好眼訓呀..!!!
今日...又要返工啦...!!!好眼訓呀....!!!好鬼死衰架...次次返工呢..就好似死咁...唔願起身..!!但一到放假呢...神咁早就醒...!!!真係覺得自己...發神經呀..!!!
今日...返到公司...開左工無耐.."軟綿綿"就msn我...佢話比我知..星期六..佢除低左個眼鏡之後..居然唔記得羅返...!!!唔知係咪留低左響"展貿"喎...!!!!啋.......唔通阿"鷹鼻華"魅力..!!!真係令到d妹妹仔...癲哂...!!!個傻妹...比佢電到..連眼鏡都唔羅...!!!咁佢走果時..唔通..唔會朦查查既咩...!!!
真係..奇怪呀...!!
至於今日..好鬼死忙呀...!!!因為忙住..去download野羅...!!好開心呀...!!!所以呢..我決定買個.."紅外線USB"返黎...咁樣..download就唔駛錢啦...!!!yeah....!!響呢..唔該定"養陰丸"先..因為佢話幫我買架..!!!!!
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我以家呀..唔可以咁free啦....!!!可以成日msn傾計啦..!!鬼咩..."雞包仔"成日都響佢果塊.."一望無制"既玻璃窗到...睇我做野...!!!佢重成日都企響身...!!!唉...咩都無啦..!!!
父親節...又係海鮮餐..!!!
今日又係一年一度既父親節...!!同樣啦...祝各位..父親...身體健康...!!!
今日同"型仔"去左"數碼港"到睇戲...!!!嘩........如果純粹係為左睇戲....就ok羅...!!!但如果..唸住..去行下...!!就真係唔好啦...!!!果到方沿百里..都無野行..無野睇....連野食都差d無呀...!!!我地只係..求其食左d野...!!!就去買飛...我地係睇"蝙蝠俠：俠影之謎"....套戲...係講...主角(基斯頓比爾)做蝙蝠俠既經過同原因...!!!或者..我本身唔係咁鐘意睇蝙蝠俠既戲啦..所以都覺得有d悶..!!!不過..整體都ok啦...!!!咁睇完.."型仔"就車左我去買.."芝腿冶"..!!!果間舖..係"型仔"以前做完野之後..就會去買野食..既舖頭..!!有時聽佢講以前做野既事..覺得佢好似...好想做返咁..!!!
咁今日係"父親節"..咁當然會同我姑丈慶祝下啦...!!!咁今晚我地又係去左"布袋澳"到食海鮮..!!不過..今晚就慘羅....!!!去到..真係驚呀..咩海解都無....好難得先...有少少野食...!!!連個魚缸都清哂呀..!!!真係估唔到呀...!!!以前..父親節邊有咁架...!!!我地今晚只係有"清蒸龍蝦"..."蒜溶粉絲蒸珍珠貝"....."西蘭花炒帶子"..."清蒸鮑魚"..."麵醬炒唐生菜"...."楊州炒飯"....!!!本來重有.."鮮魷"架...!!但最後都黎到..!!!
咁食完野之後..我地就散水啦..!!!
其實..好多年都無"父親節"啦..!!咁多年黎都係響個心到同daddy講.."happy father day..!!"其實唔知道佢聽唔聽到既呢..!!
"daddy..好掛住你呀...!!!"
布袋澳..海鮮餐..!!
今日係星期六...要返全日呀..!!!簡直係人間慘劇...!!!重加上..都唔知點解..眼訓到...死...!!咁我咪同"朱媽媽"..去11號繼續我地"毀屍滅跡"既工作...(因為公司淨係留七年數之嘛...七年前果d咪"碎"得羅)!!!咁到左食晏..("阿神"都黎同我地一齊出去食添呀)...先可以休息下咋!!咁下晝咪再繼續羅....整整下..."寶蓮燈"...突然..走黎..話比我地知..."喂...電腦書返啦..!!!" 嘩...四點幾..差唔多五點先返...!!!唉...就算幾點..我地都係要整埋佢..先可以走架..!!到我地整完走得..都成七點啦...!!!阿"雞包仔"重好意思話.."唉..重唸住唔話比你地知架...因為唔係咁急..!!!"..(係呀..真係唔係咁急..一早講呀..駛唔駛等到我地整完哂..先講風涼話呀..!!)
今晚呢..我地就去左...我屋企對落既"布袋澳"..食海鮮...!!!都有好多野食架..!!!有"鼓椒炒聖子".."椒鹽瀨尿蝦"..."蒜溶粉絲蒸珍珠貝"..."楊州炒飯".."腐乳炒通菜".."白切雞".."白灼鮮魷"..等等..!!!總之食到好鬼飽啦...!!!總之...飲飽食醉..就各散東西..!!!!yeah...........
豬骨煲...!!!
今日好煩呀....!!!又比"雞包仔"....疲勞轟炸...啦!!!不過..今次都多左"阿sa"同"阿嬌"一齊.."炸"..!!其實...佢成日都講....我唔係唔明架喎..!!但佢成日不停咁重播.....重播.......又重播..講得多..我都厭啦...!!
今晚..我本來約左"小寶寶"去做gym架..!!點鬼知佢阿頭..話倦唔想去喎...(因為佢約左上堂嗎..!!)!!!咁我地咪響"老虎岩"到..坐下..飲野...傾計羅...!!!講下大家公司既野呀..咁..!!"小寶寶"個阿頭..好鬼攪笑架..個人又爽..!!!其實..好開心可以識到佢架..!!!咁飲完食之後..我地就..各自散啦..!!
咁..今晚..我地就去左黃埔既"豬骨煲"..到打邊爐..(呢樣野係我最...最唔鐘意架....簡直係..討厭呀..!!)一來..佢地想食啦.(廿幾..三十度..打邊爐..發神經呀..!!)二來.."阿sa"有個"獅城朋友"黎左香港..咁咪唸住一齊食飯羅....!!不過咁..話唔鐘意o者...咁樣..食都好飽架..!!!食完之後..."阿sa"就送佢地返酒店...咁我地咪返屋企羅..!!嘩..!!返到屋企都成十二點幾啦...!!!眼訓到死呀..!!!
下雨天...!!!!悶..悶..悶..
今日都唔知做咩樹...成日都落大雨..差唔多都無停過...!!!攪到個人都悶哂..!!!無哂心機咁..!!!今朝一返公司...打卡機居然...壞左..!!!我就當然做左"人肉打卡機"啦...!!!!幫d同事寫卡羅..!!!雖然今日工作量唔多..但硬係..做唔哂..!!!無法啦..要入學校既資料..就係咁架啦...!!!d學校又永遠有野要改既..!!!
機械人四號室今日又有料爆啦...!!!話說..路人甲同路人乙..唔知講開咩話題..就講拍拖..咁就順住呢個話題..就去問下"阿嬌"啦...問佢有無拍拖呀...!!!咁"阿嬌"就話無啦..又話呢世都唔會啦..!!!話題一轉..就問下..."中途轉機"呢個話題o勒..!!!!咁路人甲又話阿路人乙似"機佬"...!!咁問下"阿嬌"...介唔介意呀..咁..!!佢又好似...支吾以對咁...!!又話唔介意...!!哈..總之...一輪"烏lee單刀"..之後..!!!"阿
嬌"..就滾水陸腳...咁走左o勒..!!!哈..!!!(以上既介述..係鳴謝..某君提供)..!!
放工果陣..."軟綿綿"又話未執哂d貨...!!同唔到我一齊走啦..!!!咁我就捱義氣..去幫下佢啦..!!!點知...哼...!!!!佢居然...執執下野..同我講..話唔同得我走喎...!!!飛機妹....我記住你..!!!
!!!哈..哈..!!
尋人..篇..!!
現在係一則尋人啟事...!!小鴨鴨現遺失左一個"情人"...自琴晚傾完電話之後..就失去影踪...!!!"型仔"現年三十歲...身高五呎幾....瘦身材...特徵係有腹肌一個...同強而有力既臀彎..!!!如拾獲者...請msn比小鴨鴨...!!!
今日...都係差唔多啦...!!!只係...重有d 咳...而且..重有"談"添...!!!再加上有少少"心不在焉"羅..!!鬼咩..打左成日電話都唔搵唔到"型仔"..!!你知啦..又落大雨...點知佢會有咩事架..而佢又成日都唔夠訓...驚佢有意外架嗎..!!!我由朝早..打電話..打..到下晝..!!!真係電話都比我打爛呀..!!又唔知佢咩事喎...!!!激到我死呀..!!!後尾...佢先打電話比我...話比我知..佢條腰唔舒適..所以無返工...!!!啋...撞鬼咩...!!!咩咁好訓..訓到電話都聽唔到呀...!!!如果火燭..一早燒到變..."栗一燒"啦...!!唉...
現在有另一則尋回啟事...!!!小鴨鴨同"型仔"已經取得聯絡o勒...!!!一切都無事發生o勒..!!!恭喜..恭喜..!!!
"傷風"...........纏身..!!!
今朝起身...咳左一舊有血既啖出黎...!!!之後..就開始...變聲啦...!!!但都有樣好...起碼..唔再鼻塞...!!咁已經好好架啦...!!!雖然..食左葯就眼訓D...!!!但..都無咩問題啦..!!!今日..都無咩特別事發生啦..!!!
我知道"型仔"好擔心我...!!!或者..我係..一係唔病..但一病親..就會好耐先好..!!所以佢擔心啦..!!!但以家問我好D未都無用啦...!!!我食果D係"傷風葯"呀...!!!係估"仙丹"咩...!!!邊好得咁快喎....傻瓜..!!!放心啦..我大個女架啦..!!!我會takecare我自己架啦..!!!
醫生....請"多多指教"...!!!
今日..我終於都忍唔住啦...!!!!我去左睇醫生啦..!!!!返到公司..我都係等到食晏先食葯...!!!嘩..食完葯就死啦...!!!眼訓....到我抽根呀...!!!我直頭係咁響張枱到"釣魚"....!!!足足釣左成籮..呀!!!返到屋企..又繼續訓.....
總之....今日..成日都響到......................
訓.......!!..
"型仔"....放心啦..我會買返一個新既比你架啦...!!!
"傷風"....又返黎啦....!!!
今朝早呀...!!!唔知醒呀...!!!約左"4G"八點架嗎..!!點鬼知..成七點九先至起身..重係"雞包仔"入左叫醒我先..識醒...!!!嘩..咪又用極速...梳洗羅..!!!跟住..阿"雞包仔"又話一齊去喎..!!咁咪是但羅...!!!上到深圳都成..九點半啦..!!我地只係上去...飲左茶..同行左陣.."冒牌城"..!!但一路行..真係好唔掂呀...!!!成個商場D冷氣又開到吊命啦(咁本身深圳就係咁架啦)...!!!而自己本身又有傷風...D鼻水又塞住個鼻...總之就攪到成個人都好唔舒服..!!!咁行到十二點零鐘...就返落香港啦..!!!
去到上水.."型仔"就黎接我...!!我地就去左元朗食野...!!!之後..就返左入屯門啦...!!!佢車到我去樓下..我就自己上去..而佢就去左剪頭髮...!!!我上到佢屋企...食左兩粒.."傷風葯"..!!咁..就去訓啦...!!!但可能鼻塞既關係啦...!!!攪左好耐先可以訓..!!!到"型仔"入黎叫我..都已經係七點幾啦...!!咁跟住..我地就出左去食飯...!!今晚..我地去左食呀..!!都OK啦...!!!我就比較係鐘意食..."芋頭魚"
食完..咪再返屋企到睇下電視咁啦...!!
我比左個"WINNIE THE POOL"既盆栽"型仔"啦..!!咁佢一加水...成盆野..就好似火山咁爆出左"維尼"同"豬仔"啦...!!!但可惜.....!!!!我衰...多手啦....我一心唸住..加多少少水.......點知...開得大水過頭....攪到成杯..好似"西米撈"咁...!!!!重"水浸"添呀...!!!
"型仔"重同我講..."以..維尼同豬仔響出面求救喎...佢地水浸呀...!!!"
小病...無事..!!!
經過琴晚...晚七..朝七..既睡眠..
!!!小鴨鴨..又返黎啦..!!都話賤命架啦...!!次次病..都係訓一晚..就咩事都無..!!睇黎..醫生同我都係無緣架啦!!不過..好開心呀..!!多謝各界愛o鍚我既朋友..同"型仔"既留言..!!好感動呀..!!!
今朝早..七點幾就醒左啦..!!!因為約左"4G"去大陸..!!所以都係時候要起身架啦..!!嘩..今日實在..熱死人啦...!!都唔知攪咩...!!一係就落雨..一係就哂死..!!撞鬼羅..!!到左九點幾..咪出門口羅..去官塘搭VAN仔入上水...!!!然後再搭火車入羅湖..!!!點知.........唉..我羅..都唔知係唔係..病傻左..定係大頭蝦..居然唔記得帶入境重要文件"回鄉証"...!!!所以..咪搭返倒頭車..返出去羅...!!唉..真係SORRY啦.."4G"要你白行添...!!!無法啦..為有..聽日一早再去過啦..!!!咁之後...去左上水搵間餐廳食野..點鬼知...難食到...
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之後..我地..就搭返van仔返去官塘....!!然後..就各自歸家啦..!!!哈..唔知係咪今日天氣好呢..!!今日好多人黎我地果邊個沙灘玩呀..!!攪到我搭車..都無位呀..!!
今日"型仔"話比我知..佢換左條呔啦..不過..唉..幾舊水呀..!!!"肉赤"死啦..!!之後..重有野要換呀..!!!唉..算啦..如果..有d野係整定...可能換左..就會避過左..危險呢...!!!
小鴨鴨....病o左啦..!!!!
唔知係咪..琴日放工淋一淋雨..再加上去左apm到行同戲院d冷氣大呢..!!!所以今日一早起身..!!!就覺得周身都唔知點咁..!!頭又痛...周身又痛...好似比人打一身咁..!!!唔通我琴晚...夢遊..去o左擔泥..做地盤..我唔知道...!!!好驚喎...!!
返到公司...連我最鐘意食既.."麥記 - 魚柳包"..食食下都想..嘔呀..!!!不過..我都醒..我都飲左"檸檬熱飲"架啦..!!但係..我就好想訓...
好想..搵個地方..."戀"下...
!!!!唔知捱唔捱到放工先返屋企呢..!!!!
響呢到都同大家分享下..我琴晚果套戲啦.."Mr. & Mrs. Smith"..!!!未睇之前呢..我係因為唔鐘意個女主角(Angelina Jolie)..!!!但睇完之後..我又改觀左...!!!比我想像..好睇...好攪笑..!!無冷場位...!!!故事係講..Brad Pitt同Angelina Jolie係夫婦..!!但原來佢地各自從事職業殺手(兩個組織)...但因為大家接左同一單殺人生意..而發現大家既身份..!!!咁之後......你地自己去睇啦..!!!
好啦..今日無哂心機..啦..!!唔講啦..!!
"型仔"..你放心啦..我會同你去睇架...!!!唔好..唔開心啦...!!!
晴天....霹靂.....壞消息...!!!!
今朝早唔知點解呢...!!!倒屎咁早..就醒左...!!!咁咪..死死氣去沖涼啦...!!!整lee整路..居然遲出門口..!!撞鬼羅...!!!不過..好奇怪喎...今日唔知點解全條街都好靜..好少人....!!!唔知d人去哂邊呢...唔通走哂佬....返大陸..!!!!咁驚..!!!
返到公司...我循例都會打比"型仔"..!!!話比佢知我返左公司..!!!佢話比我知.."好慘呀..!!!咩架車爆呔..!!個皮又難埋..!!唉..!!換個呔..同xx(因為我唔知係咩..!!)..!!咁樣又成千蚊啦..!!!"其實..以上既對話..我重以為佢講公司車咋...!!!薯不知....佢原來係講緊自己架"愛驅"....!!!
...!!!oH...!!!點解會咁架....!!唉..有時...睇見佢架車..唔係整呢到..就係整果到...都幾死"肉赤"架..!!!但無法啦..玩車既人係咁架啦..!!!唉..整成千蚊...無啦....!!!"頭文字D"無啦....!!去街街...無啦..!!買魚仔..無啦...!!!一切都幻滅啦.....!!!!!不過咁..好彩..係壞車咋...!!!如果有咩意外...(啋......大吉利是....TOUCH WOOD..TOUCH WOOD...!!)我寧願以上"無啦"..果D無啦算啦..!!!我就淨係要佢無事咋...!!
嘩...!!!今日公司"好大火"呀...!!!唉..."軟綿綿"羅...!!!比阿"黑椒"屈佢唔做野...!!而今日又多野做..!!攪到佢鬼死咁好火....
..!!希望你唔好唔開心啦...!!!我之前已經叮囑左佢架啦...!!!唉..估唔到出事o勒...!!!
而今晚我就同"阿sa"、"阿嬌"、"阿神"一齊睇戲...!!!我地去官塘apm到睇"Mr. & Mrs Smith"..!!
SORRY...啦..!!!"型仔"..!!!下次先同你睇啦...!!!!
睇樓篇...!!!!
今日...成個上晝都去左銀行呀..!!!一來..要幫公司入數啦...二來..係要攪自己野啦...!!所以好似無咩時間咁...!!死人"黑椒"今日無拿拿羅幾頁仔紙出黎比我打..咁我咪打羅...是但啦..!!!點鬼知比我發現左..原來分稿..係."阿澳"架...!!就係因為佢..打唔切..因為佢...打得慢...!!!所以就推比我...!!!有無攪叉錯呀...!!姣婆大哂咩..!!
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放工之後..我就約左"易碧架"響九龍灣等...!!因為包左比佢嗎...!!咁之後..我就陪佢去左睇樓..!!!無計啦..佢住開果到果個業主..加租嗎..!!!而另外..佢本身都已經想搬..所以咪加速佢想搬既心羅..!!佢其實都睇過同搵d地產公司架啦...不過唔o岩之嘛...!!!但另一個原因..就係因為佢養果三隻"小朋友"羅...!!原來以家好多樓都唔準養"小朋友"架...重攪到連村屋都唔準添..所以佢先至咁煩..!!!
同佢去地產公司睇..好多都話無盤..因為呢排好多人賣樓..再搵樓租..!!咁之後.我地就去左鑽石山..睇龍蟠居...!!!其實..個地產佬比左三個單位佢睇...但佢都睇唔上眼...!!!因為佢話d裝修唔好...又舊...!!!但我覺得兩個人住係ok架...!!!不過..我覺得..佢一睇到大堂貼住.."嚴禁飼養小朋友"..!!!佢就對呢到打左六折啦...!!!咁三個單位都睇完..咁我地咪各自歸家羅...!!
又...包糭!!!!
今日...都無咩事忙..啦...!!!咪又係返工等食晏...食晏...等開工...開工又..等收工...!!!!
打鐘.............yeah.......!!!!!
放工之後..我就約左"阿嬌"響太子等...!!!!因為佢有野去換嗎..!!!不過..講開又講呀..!!佢又真係得死咁多野換架...!!!唔係呢張卡有野換..就係...果張卡有野換..!!!唔通...佢碌卡..係唔駛抓既..!!!
!!咁我跟住就去.."佐記"到買襪比我個"型仔"啦..咁點知.."阿嬌"話..我幫你碌呀..!!因為我又可以去換禮物啦..!!咁咪是但羅...!!咁之後..我地就去"銀城"..幫阿"雞包仔"換禮物啦...!!!其實..只係去羅個枕頭之嘛...!!!!點鬼知個樣衰仔...好勁咁比張紙個人換野..!!點知個人比反佢..重同佢講.."先生..你要既禮物唔響呢到換架..!!"唉.......真係勁樣衰呀...!!!邊有人唔睇吓張單..就去換野架..!!!好彩唔係我咋..!!!
我地然後又去左..."環球模型舖"..因為果到有個"winnie the pool"既.種花既杯..!!好得意架..!!!開左之後..就淋水..然之後..等三十秒...不過..我就等左五分鐘...咁就會升個..."winnie"出黎架啦..!!!好得意架...咁跟住..一路咁種..一路咁種..就會出左棟野出黎架啦..
!!咁我就買左..兩個..一個就係我既..一個我就買比"型仔"..!!本來..我唸住..買多一個"Holle MIMI"架..!!!但係.."阿嬌"話..佢響沙田買會平d喎...!!咁所以呢..我咪唸住...遲少少先買羅..!!!
我同"阿嬌"join埋"阿sa"之後...就返左公司啦...咁之後..咪返屋企羅..!!返到屋企之後..就食少少野..就開工...包糭..!!!我認承左"易碧架"包糭比佢食...!!!所以呢...我就包左八小隻比佢食呀..!!!yeah...yeah...!!!
執野篇..!!
今日..好忙呀..!!!好忙呀..!!!其實..唔係...只係...打完d稿之後..!!有d空閑時間...!!去執吓自己個位..!!等所有野整理好之後..!!我就會..開始..去.."搵工"啦..!!咁樣..唔駛..佢地接手我d野既時候..."拿手唔成世"呀..!!!原來..我都有幾多公仔..留響公司架...!!!我就將d小公仔..執好左之後...比左大廈既.."垃圾阿姐"..!!!而無咩用既..就羅去垃圾車..!!!唔....執完之後...原來..都重有好多野..響到架..!!不過..我會慢慢..咁羅返屋企..!!!唔知..D.."CD碟"...點處理好呢..
!!!而另外..一D毛公仔呢..我就唸住...連埋我屋企果D..羅去"保良局"..!!!其實..羅去"保良局"都幾好架...!!因為果到有咁多.."無父無母"小朋友..!!!如果D玩具令到佢地開心..你話幾好呢..!!!
放左工之後...我返左屋企...因為"阿D"去左"老太"屋企...!!因為"老太"果邊個新工人黎左啦..!!咁"阿D"咪去左同佢溝通吓羅..!!!所以呢..我返到屋企..就..淋花..同餵"仔仔"..!!!
唔恐怖.....臘像館....!!
今朝起身...就同埋"軟綿綿"一齊走啦..!!我地車到佢去..將軍澳之後..!!!"型仔"就車左我去西貢...!!!
"R"哂頭呀..!!!去西貢做咩呢...咁早就搵糖水做早餐...唔係呱..!!!原來..佢約左人..幫佢架"愛驅"..換"內臟"..!!!不過..唔知道..西貢有咩節呢..!!!好多人呀..又舞龍..又舞獅....!!!好熱鬧呀...!!!
咁..跟住..我地就去左"新世紀廣場"到睇戲...我地睇"恐怖臘像館"..!!!未入場之前..我地就去左..行一陣..!!嘩..原來"頭文字D"響到做宣傳呀..!!"型仔"當然....發哂癲咁啦...!!!好啦..好啦..!!入場啦..!!!全套戲...整睇黎講..."可以唔去戲院睇"..!!!同一般既..驚嚇西片一鬼樣..!!!都係..細個..有D唔愉快既..經歷..!!!大個左就...係變態殺手咁啦..!!!係...血腥D..其餘都無咩感覺..
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睇完戲.."型仔"唸住..去"金魚街"去..買..魚仔架..!!!點知...人多車多..無得泊...!!!所以..我地放棄左..!!!咁咪..返入屯門羅..!!!今晚去佢屋企食飯...!!!我琴晚包左d糭比aunt..佢埸讚我叻呀..
!!!"型仔"重一口氣食左兩隻呀..!!!不過咁..佢話淡左d喎..!!咁下次..比多少少味啦..!!!!
食完飯之後..."型仔"就車我返屋企啦..!!!!
小鴨鴨..有野澄清啦...!!!"型仔"話..佢無見到"頭文字D"發癲喎...!!!!好啦..咁佢無發癲啦..!!!..
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好野..!!!星期六..好節目..!!!!包糉...!!!
今日好開心呀..!!!!今個星期六係helf day..呀..!!!但可惜呀..呢個月得呢日一咋..!!!算啦..好過無..!!放左工之後..我就去大圍...搵我個老死"易碧架"o勒..!!!點解要去佢到...一來....傾吓計啦...!!!二來..整吓自人野啦..!!!響屋企坐到..七點幾..跟住佢就同我一齊去將軍澳..三姐到食飯o勒..!!!咁講喎...佢又真係好耐無見過我屋企人就真..!!而佢黎食飯既主要原因都係因為..想"包糭"..!!不過...好可惜..最後..佢都無包到..因為...食完飯實在太夜o勒..!!!唉.....!!不過咁.我就認承左佢..我會包比佢食..所以..佢都唔駛失望...!!!
車左佢出去之後...我地就去左將軍澳超市到...去買野..然之後..就去返"軟綿綿"屋企樓下到等佢...!!唔..返到屋企都成十一點幾啦....咁咪拿拿聲包羅...!!!我就包左十三隻糭...!!!yeah..!!!嘩..但睇見"軟綿綿"佢包果d糭就嚇死我啦...!!!!全部都係..."無料"架..!!!呢..呢d咪叫無良既奸商羅...!!!!
嘩..包完之後...我地..就打機..!!!順便..等d糭熟啦..!!!攪到成三點幾..就開如去訓啦....!!!今晚.."軟綿綿"響到訓
呀...!!!!哈..我地兩個一走埋一齊..又邊有咁早去訓呀...!!!咪比d"歷史照"佢睇羅...!!!笑到佢個死野呀..!!!
又回歸.....平靜...!!!!
今日..又返返去平靜既...世界啦..!!!太開心啦..!!!但好可惜啦...我以後唔可以好自由咁玩msn啦..!!!鬼咩.."雞包仔"個房.有個好大個既玻璃窗...而我個位..就係響玻璃窗下面...以家..佢裡面又搬過位..!!所以..我電腦做咩..佢真係..睇得一清二楚...!!!不過..我地都有個方法..就係..將d字體..整到有咁細得咁細..!!!令到入面既人..就算睇都睇唔到寫咩...咁當然..我地重會用代號啦..!!!
今日做既野..雖然唔係多..但時間太長....!!!做咩..??咪..打"字稿"羅...!!呢樣野..係我最唔鐘意做架啦..!!!佢d字體好就無咩所謂....但可惜...呢份稿..唔係錯字多..就係..鬼畫符咁...!!!!真係睇死人啦...
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放工之前..."雞包仔"先叫我地幫佢搬d櫃...咁我地當然係拿拿聲..搬好佢啦...!!嘩...如果唔係..容咩易聽日先下畫先搬..咁我個.."美麗半day"...咪...凍過水..!!!死人都今日做左佢啦...!!!!哈...真係叻呀..!!yeah......
死啦..呢排成日掛住打機....攪到晚晚都成點幾鐘先訓...
!!!所以唔得啦...我今晚一定要早d訓先得...!!如果唔係...我容咩易...唔係"傻瓜鴨"...
反而變左.."熊貓"架...!!!
...開火啦...!!!!
今日..好熱呀...!!!出一出街都成身大汗...!!!今朝都好平靜..只係幫呀.."雞包仔"搬吓櫃..咁啦..!!!咁我就順便...去執吓我個位d垃圾咁啦...!!!咁方便..我唔做...既話唔駛攪咁多野嗎...!!!嘩..原來..執起上黎..我都有幾多野架...!!!
食完晏之後..咁"黑椒"就叫我去會展..幫"吹時"羅卡片啦..!!咁咪當出街制吓羅..又無咩所謂..反正唔係太忙...!!!咁我咪出門口羅..!!!點知...唔出由自可....!!!嘩....一出去..我就見到"阿sa"同"阿moon"響到開火啦..!!我第一句就聽到"阿moon"響到話.."六月就比賽o勒...咁七月係就話唔做..咁我重邊有生意呀..???"..但"阿sa"都不甘示弱..反駁返佢.."咁以家邊樣緊要呀.."軟綿綿"不嬲都係跟開呢d架啦...!!你以又叫佢唔好跟...咁點呀...!!!樣樣都唔跟..咁邊個跟呀..!!!"..呢個時候..我都唔知點..咪為有走去24室到..唸住..等一等..避一避..咁啦...!!點知...我出到去..lift又未到...我又聽到佢地鬧o勒..!!"阿sa"就話..."你以家唔好同我講錢........做生意就係咁架啦...!!邊有.."......(刪下一百字，因為我都聽到唔係太清楚)
...!!咁之後...阿"雞包仔"又加入戰團....!!!!不過..佢搖身一變..就變左"華山聖母"...!!居然..唔去鬧"阿moon"....反而...懶係唔想佢地鬧交咁..!!!
唉...其實..一開始..如果佢地係有問題既...點解唔一早去解決..反而..大家要用逃避既方法呢...!!!佢地兩個都有唔o岩之處..!!!!邊一邊..都唔抵幫....!!!而"黑椒"呢個...男人之中既八婆呢...就重衰...今次點解.."雞包仔"會出黎..咪就係因為佢羅...!!!一食完晏..可能未有屎柯..咪攪d野出黎羅...!!!屎忽鬼..!!!
今日又令人激氣...啦...!!!
今日..."紅門事件"又有新突破....啦..!!!今日"阿moon"好早就返啦...!!!因為佢地話...要開會喎..!!但我就知道.."阿sa"暗地裡...send 左 e-mail比"阿moon"...!!!大概內容都係講...折伙呀...諸如此類既野咁啦..!!!所以..今日..佢地所開既會...我覺得都差唔多係........"廢話"...居多羅..!!!!
而至於..令我最激氣..........最激氣既..就係...."擦鞋黑椒"...!!!明知道琴日出左新書..今日就要出街送書架啦...!!!我出完街..咁o岩.."阿sa"就同"阿嬌"過黎..!!!咁佢地就問.."可以邊一疊書出街送呀..!!"...咁我咪無理佢羅....!!!點Q知...個死人"擦鞋黑椒"...一開口就鬧我.."做咩..唔叫"日本仔"去呀...佢都係..."蜘蛛"既人呀..!!你一出哂去咋..D電話又多..又無哂人聽...(刪下50字)"...嘩....!!!頂佢個肺..!!!我咪一句...爸啦..爸啦.咁鬧返佢羅..!!!"咩呀...我點知佢點架...你地又話唔好比佢知道公司D咩咩咩....你估..."阿嬌"係我叫佢黎架咩...都係"阿sa"叫之嘛...!!!
...咁之後..佢咪死哂狗咁..走左羅...!!我之後..求其咁比左d書佢羅..!!!
我心唸...大熱天時...走出街好過隱呀...!!我以家出去玩咩...!!我都係去做野咋...!!無人..??你唔係一早就知道公司已經缺乏人手架啦...!!出哂去有咩奇呀...!!成日都請自己友返黎啦...!!點知你幾時係..請返黎做野...幾時請返...黎坐大脾o者...!!!之後..重要比我...知道..佢周圍同人講...話想炒左我...!!!我聽到之後....當堂...
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