"女人仔"的煩惱..!!
今朝早.."女人仔"就打電話比我..!!我都心知不妙架啦..以佢份人點會倒屎咁早搵我呀..一定有唔開心既..!!哈..佢講左一大輪"好激氣呀..好激氣呀...真係激死人啦...!!"之後..佢就話.."今晚講啦..!!(流汗~~)"..!!唉..都唔知佢攪咩..不過..我直覺佢..唔會今晚先講.!!點知知..真係..食晏佢就打比我..話比我知佢咩事..!!原來..琴晚佢男朋友(化名"阿祖")..就響天台見到有氣天線..飛飛下咁(因為村屋既天台有好多不知名既無用天線而係無人折既)..!!咁佢就好心折左..重將個"屍體"棄置埋去垃圾站..!!隔左一陣..樓下有個女仔就上黎話個電視機睇唔到..咁"女人仔"都心知不妙架啦..!!佢當然係大興問罪"阿祖"啦..!!而重頭戲就響後段o勒..!!到樓下個女仔再上黎..想了解下同睇清楚條天線既問題...就響佢間"新居"發生左意外o勒..!!當個女仔響佢地屋企既時候..佢班小朋友就乘機起哄啦..嘈啦..!!三隻狗圍一個女仔..又唔知係咪個女仔整到疑犯一號(比熊犬)..呀..!!定點..總之..."比熊太"就咬左個女仔一下..!!傷勢就普通啦..好似"產"左少少皮啦..!!!咁個女仔又好似無咩咁..睇完條天線之後..就返落去啦喎..!!!咁"女人仔"當其時..已經..心煩意亂..一團煙由佢個身到升出黎啦...!!數分鐘之後..個女仔話到去一去急症室..打針(咁其實都係想做過預防o者)..咁可能要報警!!(因為睇急症係要既)..!!嘩.."女人仔"聽完之後....條氣當堂頂到上心口啦..!!呢一晚..佢無同過"阿祖"講過任何野..!!!淨係比左一種叫"面色"同"玄壇"既面口比佢睇...!!其實..點解"女人仔"會咁嬲..都可以理解..咁唔好意思就一定有啦..!!佢又唸住..o岩o岩搬黎..做咩要攪咁多野..如果唔係"阿祖"折條天線..個女仔唔會上黎.."比熊犬"就唔會咬到佢..佢就唔駛去睇急症..!!!但其實..我聽既..就覺得..唔係咩咁大件事o者...!!
聽完個古仔..亦都安慰左佢一輪...(攪到又要call大飛..又要call律師..咁...哈~~)!!!佢重話唔夠..佢話要講到個心平靜為止..(嘩..好似果d咒語e-mail咁呀..好變態呀~~)..咁我最後都約左佢響將軍澳食飯..要安撫下啦..!!
放左工之後.."阿sa"同"阿嬌"又話去..將軍澳食..!!原來佢地就約左"軟綿綿"..!!!咁所以我早走少少..最後就約埋一齊食啦...!!而佢個古仔亦都好峰迴路轉...到左今日...佢樓下果個女仔..羅條新天線上黎..咁佢地都話好啦..幫佢地裝返啦..!!點知..晏d個女仔既細佬就上黎話.."唔好意思呀..原來你折果條天線唔係我地架..!!"阿祖"就當然..心心不憤啦..又唔攪清楚..最慘就係..無拿拿比個"玄壇""壇"左成晚!!
都唔知點講...總之..真係峰迴路轉...!!
而響食飯之前..又等緊"twins"之際..!!!咁阿"女人仔"就係咁教"軟綿綿"..."搵工要缺"..同埋"面試秘笈"..!!等佢出去搵都唔駛咁"蒙"呀..(咁講佢講出黎個價..連我都有d鄙視佢呀..!!)!!
而今晚呢..食完飯..返到屋企都成..十一點幾..沖完涼..又有miss call啦..!!原來係"阿ken"..佢話比我知..星期三唔得啦.因為太忙..!!咁最後呢..就暫約廿六號見啦..!!
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