逃難記...開始啦!!!
呢個禮拜..我地屋企上上下下..包括隻狗..!!!所講既話題.都不外乎"極品xo"..!!我真係唸唔到一個咩名更加適合佢...!!!!我發覺..佢唔只係.."煩"同"蠢"...!!佢可以話係.."厚顏無恥"..."雀巢鳩佔"..!!!佢響我地屋企五日...就攪到我地"家無寧日"...!!!連屋企隻狗"仔仔"都無得落黎玩呀(因為xo怕狗架)...!!!咁好啦..點解會家無寧日呢..!!!先講下"飲食方面"..佢入住頭一日..就已經問我地個工人"阿D"..點解我地屋企無早餐食..連麵包都無...生果又無(做戲咩..豪門呀..真係有工人煮埋早餐你食..有司機車係返工呀..)!!咁好啦..佢咪自己去買羅(係買自己果份..)然後收埋響房食..!!好啦..佢每朝都訓到"日上三竿"...咁起身就自自然然會肚餓架啦..!!!咁佢就要"阿D"煮野比佢食..材料包括..
出前一丁 一個
雞蛋 三隻
腸仔 兩條
菜 半斤
麵包 兩至三片
橙 一個
呢個只係早餐咋..!!!都唔知佢係"生虫"..定"生積"呀...!!下次..可能要打邊爐呀..!!咁到左晚飯啦..!!有日晚我八點零返屋企.."阿D"都已經煮飯o勒..!!咁有一味叫"咕嚕雞球"..!!!但今次呢碟野同平日好唔同..!!佢d黃椒..紅椒..綠椒..比例上係多過d雞球既..!!咁我都覺得好奇怪...!!之後.."阿d"將個實情講比我知..一切既"迷團"就解開左o勒..原來..佢響"阿D"一路煮..就一路食..(即係偷食)!!!重好意思問.."哎呀.唔知我咁食..會唔食哂呢"(頂你..你話呢..!!)..!!!好啦..開飯o勒..!!一開始..就一匙飯...之後就一大"住"菜呀..一大"住""食送"..!!!總之..我未曾試過響屋企係無"食送"淨架..亦未曾試過食完飯之後d碟係碟碟清哂..(真係奇人奇技)!!!連帶我連飯都無得帶..!!!
到"生活小節"..!!咁由於佢話佢唔識得搭車..又唔識路.(但佢已經響香港兩年以上..亦都有句野叫"口在路邊"呀嘛)所以呢佢機本上呢..就全日都會響屋企...!!!但由於佢全日都響屋企..所以我地屋企既冷氣就變成"全日供應"...!!!佢話喎.."佢個人成日都好熱架..成日都出汗架..所以成日都要開冷氣架..!!"(但佢係行到邊開到邊..連check e-mail咁小時間都要開..!!)咁之前..我亦都講過啦..佢去廁所好耐架..!!!但耐都唔緊要..最慘就係..平日我地d廁紙..都係三日到用完..以家係..一日一卷..佢去完既廁所..會成地廁紙..成地水!!連水都可以"jump"到一"木台"都係水...(但係都唔會抹喎)!!最好笑就係..佢居然..叫"阿D"出街買"食送"之前..煮定野食放響"木台"面比佢食..(唔係呱..唔通連煲水都唔識..??)!!
其實點解話佢"厚顏"呢...!!!好似星期日..佢起身..見到我出門口..就拿拿聲咁走出黎..!!問我係咪去街..我就一路急急腳咁行..一路話係呀..好趕呀..(好彩咋)!!但"阿sa"就走唔甩啦..!!佢一見到"阿sa"出街..就叫"阿sa"車佢返屋企..!!咁"阿sa"當然推佢啦..!!話只係車佢去就近既地鐵站..!!佢就話o勒.."不如去灣仔地鐵站"..(咁同車埋你返屋企有咩分別..!!!)!!不過咁..好彩..都係車左佢去"坑口地鐵站"咋...!!!但就由佢返屋企..到由屋企再去我地屋企..佢足足打左十幾次電話比"阿sa"..原來佢只係問..點樣返去我地屋企咋..!!真係超煩....
唉..淨係四日都攪出咁多野...我真係唔知佢重要響到幾耐呀...!!!所以啦...我地一屋人已經決定左啦...後日...佢地去印度同西安..咁我就唔返屋企食飯啦...!!!黎逃避佢...
所以呢..今日我就開始實習下.晏d返屋企..用黎避左佢...!!!
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