平安日..!!
今日都總算係平安..渡過..我既工作啦..!!!因為已經無咩做啦...!!!yeah......可以安安樂樂咁去玩我既msn..!!!yeah...唔令我最不安既就係..."雞包仔"居然同我講左個"晴天霹靂壞消息"...!!!居然女人之中既"極品XO"佢話要黎我地屋企住.....!!!嘩~~~點解..重要我去接佢返屋企....!!!點解我咁怕呢個女人呢...就連一向都話佢係麻煩人既"朱媽媽"都係響麻煩界..屈居第二...真係一山還有一山高..!!!大家試唸下..佢係一個幾咁煩既人呢...!!
很久之前..我成日聽"雞包仔"講佢有幾唔好...!!!我自己本人都唔係咁相信..直至三年前..我真係信到十足...先講下人外表先啦...有蘿白腳...青蛙眼...蓮藕手...!!!咁外表呢D野...下..見人見至啦..!!!至於佢點煩呢..就係..出街之前..先噴五..六..七..八次..蚊怕水..(唔只蚊怕佢..連人都怕佢)..!!之後..同佢出街食飯...又話唔食肥..唔食朱..唔食雞..唔食牛..唔食某D菜(重有十九幾萬樣..都唔係好記得啦..!!)唔食LEE唔食路..樣樣都話膽固醇高...(咁不如..食香啦..)!!!去親廁所呢..就一定係..去成世先出黎(急屎就死啦..!!)因為保守估計..差唔多佢去沖涼..會成兩..三粒鐘先出得黎..!!因為佢要"查"好多..美白呀...防UV呀...防細紋呀...等等(唔知防腐劑駛唔駛呢)!!至於佢既廚藝..只得一樣.."白拾"..!!!好叻架啦..!!!而佢最叻既武功呢..就係......."喊"....!!!長年累月..呢個武功真係無人能及..!!!
至於我最記得有一次..我地屋企夜晚(記住係夜晚)攪釣墨魚..!!咁咪叫埋佢去羅...!!!當我去到地鐵站等佢既時候..嘩~~~我真係唔認得佢呀..佢全身包到成個木乃伊咁..漁夫帽..太陽眼鏡(咁夜..戴黎做咩呀)..長衫長褲(但氣溫係三十六度)..!!!唉..做賊咩..!!咁都算啦..!!佢行行下突然間問我..
"極品XO"問:"我地坐果隻係咩船黎架..!!!"
咁我咪話.."哦...咪普通..遊艇之嘛..!!!以前都係租開呢隻..!!!"
之後..."極品XO"就話O勒..."下..咩唔係坐好似...Titanic咁樣既遊輪咩..!!"
聽完之後..我當堂..
反白眼..嘔白泡...暈啦...!!!Titanic點樣可以去釣墨魚呀....條魚絲放哂..都落唔到海啦~~~唔通佢真係唸住..YOU JUMP..I JUMP..!!發癲咩..!!
唉..雖然..放工果時"雞包仔"話佢唔黎..但..好似聽日都一樣會黎架...!!!
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